Attack of the WASPS

Posted by chitownblue On September - 3 - 2010

Comrades, I am from Connecticut. It’s a nice, albeit boring place. Yes, there are clam-bakes, town squares, and copious amount of lobster. Even some appreciable amounts of political corruption. There’s plenty of money (highest per capita income in the US!), lots of cigar wrappers, Julia Roberts’ old pizza parlor, guns, subs, helicopters, and plenty of Insurance. And [...]

WLA Roundtable 2010: UConn

Posted by Max On September - 3 - 2010

Fall Camp: Reading tea leaves is for the bourgeois ed: TC and Max are not pictured We start another glorious year in the Revolution by taking to task UConn. Maize, this one goes out to you where ever you are. Max:

We’re MICH, Again

Posted by chitownblue On August - 30 - 2010

While the seductive song of Northwestern fandom – an exceedingly likeable coach, true student-athletes, no sanctions, and reasonable expectations generally met – proved soothing and calming during the penultimate week prior to the college season, we have, once again, turned our minds, and hearts, back to cheering for our Michigan Wolverines. While our hiatus couldn’t [...]

Attack of the WASPS

Posted by chitownblue On September - 3 - 2010ADD COMMENTS
Who in the fuck wears a double breasted suit?

Who in the fuck wears a double breasted suit?

Comrades, I am from Connecticut. It’s a nice, albeit boring place. Yes, there are clam-bakes, town squares, and copious amount of lobster. Even some appreciable amounts of political corruption. There’s plenty of money (highest per capita income in the US!), lots of cigar wrappers, Julia Roberts’ old pizza parlor, guns, subs, helicopters, and plenty of Insurance. And Yale. And boat shoes, obviously.

What there isn’t, comrades, are many sports fans. Their one professional franchise – the Hartford Whalers, slinked off to frigid North Carolina after decades of being sentenced to play in a mall. Depending on their locale in the state, people generally follow New York or Boston franchises. So what I’m saying, really, is that there are plenty of front-runners. The single largest rooting interest in the state is Women’s Basketball (wonder why?) and the lone professional team is owned by (and plays at) an Indian Casino. UConn Basketball grew in possibility the moment Tate George propelled them to the Sweet 16 in 1990, and now, apparently there are college football fans.

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Defender at the Gate: Cameron Gordon

Posted by cfaller96 On September - 3 - 2010ADD COMMENTS

The Free Safety. He is a man of whom much is asked.

He must be the hawk that swoops across large distances to kill a rodent for dinner break up a pass:

He must be the missile that disrupts an enemy air force:

He must be The Wolf that corrects others’ mistakes:

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WLA Roundtable 2010: UConn

Posted by Max On September - 3 - 20105 COMMENTS

Fall Camp: Reading tea leaves is for the bourgeois


ed: TC and Max are not pictured

We start another glorious year in the Revolution by taking to task UConn. Maize, this one goes out to you where ever you are.

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We’re MICH, Again

Posted by chitownblue On August - 30 - 201011 COMMENTS

While the seductive song of Northwestern fandom – an exceedingly likeable coach, true student-athletes, no sanctions, and reasonable expectations generally met – proved soothing and calming during the penultimate week prior to the college season, we have, once again, turned our minds, and hearts, back to cheering for our Michigan Wolverines.

While our hiatus couldn’t have been timed better – we had much more fun giggling at Fitz having two brawling players run a lap holding hands and rejoicing in Senior LB Quentin Davie’s nomination to the Butkus Award watchlist while Michigan fandom melted down over the OSU game – some things just kept pulling us back to Michigan. It wasn’t whether the band was going to have microphones, the latest salvo from the Free Press, or even realignment controversy (again, thank god we were NW fans for that shit). It’s not even the storyline of “the most important Michigan season in recent memory”, and how it may chart the course of Michigan football. A century of traditions continued, forgotten, or ignored isn’t what brought us back to the fold, nor was it a concern for what’s going to come, and “what Bo would think” about that. Many seem beholden to everything that has happened before, and many seem to already be debating about whether we should go back to that at the end of the year, with the name of prodigal son Jim Harbaugh on the lips of even some of the Rich Rodriguez believers.

Comrades, it’s none of that. We’re excited to watch this team, in 2010. We’re not excited because of what it may presage in the future, and we’re not excited because they may help expunge some of the nastiness of the past few year. We’re excited because this is Michigan football, and we’re only going to get to see this team play 13 times this year, and watching Michigan football is more fun than the alternative.

JT Floyd, in the minds of many, wasn’t supposed to play this year. He was behind Boubacar Cissoko, Donovan Warren, Troy Woolfolk, and Justin Turner – all of whom were supposed to have eligibility left. Instead, he’s our #1 cornerback. A confident young man, who, in all rights, should be an underclassman being lead by two senior CB’s has stepped up and taken the role of vocal leader for the secondary. Floyd has been waved off as “too slow”, with nearly every alternative being placed above him. Well, as others have crashed and burned, or just left, Floyd is the one who stayed as others fled, and worked as others didn’t. We’re excited to see him play.

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Agitprop: Calm Seas Ahead

Posted by CPS On August - 26 - 20101 COMMENT

A critical component of the Cultural Revolution is to spread the message of its glory. The Wolverine Wildcatz Liberation Army has commissioned a series of posters for official release to the populace. These posters commemorate the triumphs and struggles of Commissar Rodriguez PatFitz and the People.

Two players scuffle, take some swings at each other’s helmets …
“You guys are idiots!” Fitz yells. Then the two had to step off the field and walk a lap, holding hands.

That’s PatFitz. He steadies the ship. He brings calm to chaos. Order to disorder.

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