Buckeye Battle Cry is the worst blog in the college football blogosphere. It’s bad to the extent that I’m afraid to tell my wife that I blog for fear that she associate me with the munged detritus of the college blogosphere. It’s so bad that I can’t tell my friends I blog, lest they think that I would write mastubatory jokes accompanied by cheesecake photos of girls of undetermined age. It’s so incredibly fucking bad that I, a relatively rational football fan who truly does not “hate” Ohio State, but merely wants to win an annual football game against them, am actually questioning whether Ohio State fans actually ARE white trash, illiterate hicks. I mean, I know all of them aren’t, but things get sort of hazy when looking at that blog.
Every November, Michigan and Ohio State play a football game. It’s a pretty big deal. I mean, as far as football games go, it’s a pretty big deal. Most people do a pretty good job of keeping things in perspective. If you were to poll the contributors here at the WLA, we’d acknowledge that OSU is a pretty decent school, that Tressel is a good coach that runs a pretty clean program (at least, since his flirtation with Maurice Clarrett), and that Ohio is just another state with probably the same ratio of good people to insufferable knobs as any other place in the country. We’re willing to have OSU grads or fans as friends, roommates, spouses, family members, whatever. We’ll probably talk some shit to them around that aforementioned big game, but fuck, man, it’s just football and we got a life to live.
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