Archive for March, 2008
Trials of the Republic
Revolution can be a dirty business. While we value the opinion of all, the Wolverine Liberation Army must never forget their objective: to purify the fan base and lead the way into a new generation of dominance. In accordance with that objective, we are forced to bring dissenters before a tribunal in order to determine [...]
Tales of Valor from The Past
While we are unabashed supporters of the Revolution, this does not prevent us from looking back fondly at our past. We present to you this reflection on Michigan history. The rampaging legions of green and white barbarians were crashing the gates. The venerated capital of the republic, Ann Arbor, was mere moments from being engulfed [...]
The First Three Year Plan
Football does not operate on the five year schedule. The People’s Republic of Ann Arbor will be on Three Year Plans. What does Comrade Rodriguez have in store for his first three years? Let us hazard a guess.. 1. Collectivization of the Run For years, Michigan football has relied on a star feature back to [...]
Comrade Rodriguez Speaks
Blood alone moves the Wheels of History, comrades! The blood of Michigan football is your dated approach, the rotting corpse of your competitive nature! I have come, to slay the inertia holding your program back and allow it to run free like a Turk on the steppe! Despair not, our previous regimes have been discarded [...]
Hail Rod!
Testing our new outpost for glorification of Comrade Rodriguez!
