Archive for April, 2008

The Story of Our Leader

Posted by dex On April - 23 - 2008

Transition brings out the best and the worst in a country. Revolution necessitates death, destruction, anarchy, and other problems in the short term. In the long term, it can result in the birth of a highly prosperous, successful nation.

Comrade Rodriguez came to West Virginia and revamped a program mired in the mud, firmly in the middle of mediocrity. His first year was full of pain, irrelevance and embarrassment – feelings common to the people of his home. But through a lethal combination of hard work and brilliance, Comrade Rodriguez took his people to new heights. Minister of Strength Barwis transformed the doughy, athletically-challenged soldiers of his team into blazing fast killing machines that could score three touchdowns before you realized their offensive possession had begun. From the outside, we could not see the dark underbelly of this successful revolution.

Little Gunner had led a hard life in West Virginia. His father, a devoted John Denver aficionado, took his untimely death very hard and left the family when Gunner was just a young boy. His mother worked 13 hour shifts at Dave’s Truck Stop off the freeway, alternating between cashier and shower girl.

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Welcome, Visitors!

Posted by dex On April - 21 - 2008




The Wolverine Liberation Army would like to take this opportunity to welcome a recent influx of supporters from the homeland of Comrade Rodriguez! No doubt they are coming here to spread joyous congratulations for giving their former leader a shot at true national prestige. Per the orders of Comrade Rodriguez, we’ve taken photos of these friends and well-wishers upon their arrival.

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The Past

Posted by dex On April - 15 - 2008

For the first 18 years of my life, Michigan football players were mythical beasts, allocated by the distant and frightening Lloyd Carr to wreck havoc on the opposing legions of the Big 10. These were not people – they were warriors, defending the honor of the University I had arbitrarily chosen to love as a child and to silence our critics.

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New Banner

Posted by dex On April - 14 - 2008

Many thanks go to Comrade Sam Wainwright, who has created the inspiring new banner for our site. Your contributions to the Revolution have been duly noted.

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Upcoming Literature

Posted by dex On April - 14 - 2008

As we draw ever closer to the football season, our communication frequency will increase.

In the coming weeks, here is what is on tap.

- A retrospective of sorts on former Wolverine Warrior Poets who will be moving on to the NFL in the upcoming NFL draft.

- Trials of the Republic for some very deserving Wolverine supporters.

- The history of the Michigan football program – through the lense of the Rich Rodriguez Theory of Historical Football Materialism.

- And in the summer, our intelligence agency will be providing in-depth profiles on all our upcoming foes.

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