Welcome, Visitors!
21Apr08
The Wolverine Liberation Army would like to take this opportunity to welcome a recent influx of supporters from the homeland of Comrade Rodriguez! No doubt they are coming here to spread joyous congratulations for giving their former leader a shot at true national prestige. Per the orders of Comrade Rodriguez, we’ve taken photos of these friends and well-wishers upon their arrival.
They must not teach originality at Michigan.
http://lowerlevelseats.com/wordpress.htm/
Yes – I went to the future, took his idea, went back to Monday, and then posted it before him in a sinister effort to beat him to the punch.
SWOOOOSHHHHH! Originality meaning this concept: Your 70′s pictures of WV people and abundance of arrogance in the air.
His idea (meaning my website) was the ever evident retaliation. So be sure to keep your nose down, because all that smog can’t be healthy. And will pray that gm, and ford will stop laying off the great people of Michigan.
DYN: 62% of the United States source of energy is coal. WV holds 40% of the US’s coal production. Know your facts before your sell anymore bs.
Good day and happy QB hunting!!!!!
You guys are fun!
Coal is disgusting, it is scientifically proven to cause autism, coal mines lower sperm counts, and fuck Ford, I drive a Prius*.
*may not actually drive a Prius
One must truly be an idiot to think that Ann Arbor is smoggy.
That or they have never visited the Elysian Fields.
At first I thought maybe he was trying to say we have our noses in the air and that “smug” isn’t healthy, but I’m not so sure he operates at that level.
I bet that bus comes with a cache of hidden couches ripe for the burning.
Ninja Football,
Burning couches comes with the playboy #1 party school honors.
I can see that football and partying are the last thing on the minds of you ivy leaguers!
Wait, I didn’t use any big words! Nor did refer to your intelligence.
DEX,
This is a fantastic CFB blog for your typical band members.
Please be sure to check the spelling. I will await in fear to see the results.
I’m not in a band?
You’re not one of our Band of Brothers?? Well, fuck it then, I’m not commenting on your blog anymore.
(Not actually a brother, and I don’t even have any brothers, not that it matters.)
wait,
are there really WVU fans on here? lol now that is funny…
im sure there are intelligent people from WV… but not many…
My cousin was incarcerated at the federal penitentiary in Morgantown for 18 months in the early 80s (true fact!). He’s a smart guy, but absolutely no common sense, as you might guess from the first sentence there. He was only a temporary WVa resident.
Your cousin went to WVU for 18 months?
gsimmons85,
Keep on breaking down the linebacker position John Madden.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, you think my site is gay because … well … you never really said, but you think Gsimms is gay because he talks about actual football.
Basically, the only non-gay sportswriting is half baked analysis and gay slurs, combined with a little baseless speculation and talking-out-your-ass? Am I following this correctly?
I would never lower myself to read a book. What’s wrong with Uzbekistan? Are you again snubbing the third world countries.
Remember you started this with running your trap on a WVU blog (wbvg). Now that the bullets are flying your mouthpiece seems to be getting tightlier lodged.
So don’t pretend we would take the time to go to your blog and start a war. We don’t care about you, um, or fraud. But don’t for one moment believe that we will let you talk trash about our heritage.
What’s funny is that you have nothing to say about our football program. I wonder why???????????
What position do you play for WVU?
In fact I did play football WVU. It was stellar attempt to justify a great comeback dex.
Oh yeah I did play QB, but with only around 12 snaps in 3 seasons. I don’t pretend to be something great. But a free ride was well worth those heavy clipboards.
Curious, to what position did you play at Michigan?
I’m sure you did buddy.
I played drunken guy in the stands and I’ve never pretended any different.
oh this just keeps getting better…
what was your name? i have many friends that played at WVU, im sure they would know you.. there are many WVU transplants in NC where i am, my best friend is a WVU man, and we are all former college football players……but you guys… holy crap, talk about giving the stereo type more legs….
and if you dont like talking about football and line backer play then my sight isnt for you, and you shouldnt try to comprehend it…i thought that was understood. But trying to make fun of a football coach for writing about football really is funny… congrads.
oh the best so far though was the stupid laws in michigan post. That effected me deeply, i mean it really did, if i hadnt already moved out of michigan i would after reading that post.
Of course i read the same thing in 5th grade from a stupid laws book. but whatever, wv is a haven for competent laws and lawmakers. I espically love the governor taking such an interest in a football coach leaving.
Andy Keating -QB
Let the google search begin! And your right gsimmons your sight is not for me. Linebacking 101 from the sight of a high school football coach. Sorry I’m not mesmerized by the wealth of knowledge. And that is why I will never visit it again.
And where did you play college football since you are so intrigued in a pissing contest.
Also, be sure to let all of your so-called wvu friends know about the legs of the stereotype.
“im sure there are intelligent people from WV… but not many…”
The above comment is the sole reason I went to your site.
I’m sure there are many michigan football sites, just not many good ones. But you got the x and o’s down.
The same Andrew Keating living in Penn. that received $4,675 from the government for Very Low Income Housing Repairs?
Even if it’s not you, I’m just going to pretend it is.
Seriously though, it’s ashame you played football and managed to not learn a damn thing with your free scholarship. And now siphon off the tit of the government to put blinds on the windows in your hovel.
Keep pretending buddy!
The three year 11-win season Mountaineer Nation would like to take this opportunity to welcome a recent influx of supporters from the new home of Fraudriguez!
I love this shit. We had 3 years of 11 wins! But the guy who got us those wins is a fraud and can’t coach!
Wonderful logic.
Almost as good as ripping on Gsimmons and his “sight”. Guess you need glasses there Gsimms.
It’s telling that about 95% of what they type is completely unintellgible.
I’d like to thank Marc Bulger’s backup QB and government welfare recipient Andy Keating for helping to make this the most-read post in WLA history, and possibly also the least representative of our overall content. Thank You!
Perhaps Andy doesn’t understand that under a communist regime, he wouldn’t need to apply for welfare to fix his home?
Everyone would be compensated equally, Andy! Join the Revolution!
chitown, riddle me this: how can unintelligible crap be telling? Ha! Gotcha there!
Guys, WVU is obviously superior to Michigan. How can you compete with a school that received “playboy #1 party school honors.” Exactly.
I’m afraid us “ivy leaguers” will forever be left in the dust when it comes to couch burning, partying, and other important life skills.
In fact, I’m so distraught that
I’m going to go for a spin in this airplane I just bought and am unfamiliar with and did not refuel and am not qualified to fly anyway because I could not stop drinking. Don’t know when I’ll be back again.
Take me home, country roads.
There’s another post at lower level seats.
Basically its just a bunch of [Insert College Team] jokes.
There’s even one about the first Gulf War that includes General Schwarzkopf .
It trying to piss UM fans off, but its a combination of sadness and hilarity that makes me very happy rather than angry.
I’m sure that guy is in his trailer saying “Yeah, that’ll show those queer Michigan sons of bitches…ah damn it! I got Skoal* on my keyboard.”
I really hope that guy has a really sick sense of humor.
*I apologize if you use Copenhagen
That John Denver was full of shit!