“A guy picks up a two dollar hooker one night. When he wakes up he finds out he has crabs. He goes and finds the hooker and says ‘Hey hooker! You gave me crabs.’ The hooker yells back ‘For two dollars, what did you expect? Lobster?”

If you’re surprised by the result, you’re an idiot.

If you’re pissed that they “blew it”, you’re an asshole.

If you think the coaches should have (insert asshat comment that you have no business commenting on because you have zero coaching experience and no fucking clue what you are talking about) then you should buy a bullet, rent a gun and do us all a favor.

If you want to question coaching, playing, training, conditioning or any other aspect of the game, you have lied to yourself all off-season. Because all I heard was the ‘we won’t be that good’ speech from everyone. So now that what you predicted comes to pass and you’re going to be pissed about it? Huh?

Don’t give your opinion if it’s negative because we don’t care.

What did you really expect, Pat White? Steve Slaton? Woody Dantzler? If so, you would probably drink purple kool-aid if a man in a white robe told you to.

Be happy that they came back and they played hard and made dumb freshman mistakes. Because they are freshman.

If you want to bitch to someone, buy a dog or piss off your wife because I’m sure she cares.

We don’t want to hear it. Don’t be negative when the whole off-season was negative and we just begged for games to start. They started, they will get better and in the words of Ninja, “We will be a fucking machine”.

Oh, and one last thing. If anyone, ever again, compares RR to Bill Calahan, I will find you, kidnap you, drive you to Montana, cover your testicles in honey, and leave you alone with my pet Grizzly Bear. Understand?