Archive for August, 2008
As we get closer and closer to kicking off a brand new era of football, the WLA is being overwhelmed with the sudden optimism surrounding being underdogs for the first time ever going into a year. It seems that misguided individuals are setting aside the glaring questions surrounding the team, and instead are focusing on [...]
A critical component of the Cultural Revolution is to spread the message of its glory. The Wolverine Liberation Army has commissioned a series of posters for official release to the populace. These posters commemorate the triumphs and struggles of Comrade Rodriguez and the People. Comrades! The dawn of our glorious Revolution is nigh. The cock [...]
Operation Name: Big 10 Burrito Agent: George Morales aka: The Hispanic Titanic, aka: The Angry Enchilada; aka: The Mexicutioner; aka: Un Hombre y un Gordo Bebe; aka: El Burro Grande Brief: The WLA began making headway midway through the 2005 season. We knew if the revolution were to be successful, we would need to plant [...]
Pre-Game Party
MyFairGrady: 23 bottles of king cobra on the table, 23 bottles of king cobra – take three down, drink em down, 19 bottle sof king conrba on th wall Sheridan_Hotels: There are so many things wrong with that, Kevin. MyFairGrady: thailand Sheridan_Hotels: Excuse me? MyFairGrady: fuck u bitch MyFairGrady: whathe u ever do Sheridan_Hotels: I’m [...]
A Page from the Utah Playbook
Through great personal sacrifice, a WLA spy has seized a play from the Utah defensive playbook. In the interest of displaying the moral bankruptcy of the enemy for all to see, we have printed this play below. Behold, the Dime Package Worker Exploitation Blitz: First, the defense lines up in a dime package, to match-up [...]
