The unfortunate news has spread across the land, and we are here with full coverage of the tragedy. Joining us on the official WLA News Network are recruiting expert Tom Beaver and Dr. Alfred Pickinworth (professor of Sociology at the University of Michigan, an expert on Michigan fan behavior). First, Tom, what do you know [...]

(15:40:17 interwebs, usa)news has spread on newsome . mass hysteria and riots on internet . were taking heavy fire in our current position . crowds have now poured onto the street and theyre alternately burning rodriguez and newsome in effigy . also burning the actual mike debord for some reason . hiding at mlive in [...]

Comrades, be warned. Due to mass hysteria following the de-committal of Kevin Newsome, the WLA wiretap teams have been deployed throughout the Internet, searching for sign of sedition, or counter-revolutionary rhetoric. We have intercepted the follow message from within the ranks of Michigan fans. The author has been arrested and sent to the Gulags. “I [...]

2:55 pm According to Bob Lichtenfels of Scout.com, Kevin Newsome has re-opened his recruiting, prompting cries of “OMG, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE” to be heard throughout Ann Arbor, Michigan. Please stay tuned for more on this developing story.

Comrades, much the same as the vile Radio Free Europe, the enemy often tries to weaken our resolve with propagandist tripe, and empty threats. To counteract these attempts to poison the minds of our families and children, the WLA State Committee for Television and Radio Broadcasting has produced the following informational video. We ask, friends, [...]