Use the arrow keys to move Charlie. Turkeys are +5, Lipitors are -10, and watch out for shitty 2-8 teams. If your score hits zero you lose. Hit 280 and you win. Also, surprise alternative ending for those who haven’t guessed already. Music is from Autumn Thunder Click here for Charlie Weis nom nom nom [...]

My son is twenty seven years old and stands three feet, eight inches tall. He is a little person. His name is Dick. My name is Dick, too. When Dick came along, we were overjoyed. I was twenty nine, she was twenty six and he was our first kid. Turned out, our only kid. When [...]

Struggling through a 3-9 season has been a new and difficult experience for most Michigan football fans. Many within the fanbase have had trouble reconciling this record with their own perception of where the team should be. Others have collectively lost their fucking minds. In an effort to gain some perspective on the 2008 season, [...]

Over the course of the season, the evil capitalist media has made much of Comrade Rodriguez “refusing to adapt” his offense to the Michigan personnel. Media nay-sayer turned blogger-nay-sayer Jim Carty has complained about play-calling not favoring the players, specifically on the offensive line. Columnists Michael Rosenberg and Lynn Henning (whom we’ve linked too much [...]

The capitalists have been hard at work this season. As expected, they have resorted to lies and libel to discredit our mission. An outpost of sensibility and deranged fervor, we have railed against unrealistic expectations, the Cult of Barwis-izing, and spoken to the necessity of leaving the success of the past in the past where [...]