Picture a dark, dank dungeon in an undisclosed location. Occasionally, rage-filled whinnying can be heard from far off, inevitably followed by muffled screams of pain. Around a large roundtable sits a group wearing black hoods. Only placards in front of each person gives a clue to their identity.

Chitown: Everyone here? good. I call this Revolutionary Council for Content Creation to order. First item on the agenda is that Brian at MGoBlog has put out a call for volunteers to contribute to Hail to the Victors 2009. Any ideas?

Big Gay Heart: Let’s do something about Unicorns.

Chitown: No, it has to be about football.

Cfaller96: FOOBAW? BGRAHAM BLOWS SHIT UP! BGRAHAM BLOWS SHIT UP! (snort burp fart)

Chitown: Well, that’s the right idea, but we already did that last year, cfaller. And you really need to see someone about that sore on your lip.

ShockFX: How about we create a montage video that ends with the block M in flames that turns into a Phoenix and flies across the screen?

Chitown: That sounds cool for our site, but…this is for a media guide. In printed form. On paper.

ShockFX: Oooooooh.

Big Gay Heart: What about an indepth profile of Mike Barwis?

Chitown: NO, absolutely no more Barwis porn. Come on! Besides, fictional sexual fantasies are not really appropriate.

Ninja Football: So I guess that means Kate Beckinsale will not be in this either, huh?

Chitown: Exactly.

MRG: Or munging?

KRK: Or Bea Arthur?

Chitown: God, no. And isn’t she dead?

(everyone looks around, confused)

Huss: Wait, what the fuck is munging?

Cfaller96: Oh Jesus, noooooo

Dex: Munging is the act of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and positioning one’s open mouth around the…

Chitown: That’s enough, dex. We don’t need to hear about it.

Musket Rebellion: So to sum up, no Barwis, no Beckinsale, no Unicorns, no Bea Arthur. Why are we doing this again?

Chitown: It’ll be good publicity for the site, and besides, don’t we want to help out Brian?

Gsimmons85: How bout we just fight, and whoever wins gets to decide what we do?

Chitown: Brian will ultimately decide, gsimmons, and we only use fighting to decide who gets to play “Hide Dex’s Unicorn.” You always win.

MJV: Can we do a piece supporting the BCS system?

Chitown: We could, except we all hate the BCS, and I doubt we could be serious about it.

Maize4Blue: Se-ri-ous…what?

Chitown: Good point, we don’t have to be serious. In fact, we should probably be funny.

Dex: I can’t be funny when talking to M fans. Fuck them.

Chitown: What?

Dex: Their entitled attitudes, their booing of kids, their idiocy…fuck them. They should all just Get.Fucked.

Chitown: Hmm, interesting. How about we do a guide for fans? You know, proper etiquette, behavior, what to expect, etc?

(everyone looks around, shrugs their shoulders)

Chitown: Well, it’s the best idea we have. I say we run a rough outline by Brian, and see if he’s interested. All in favor?

ALL: DA!!!

(stay tuned for the next installment of The War Room, when we hear back from Brian and hilarity ensues)