Tebow. Say it with me. Tee – bow. Tebeaux. Tai bo. Timbow. Tim Tebow. It’s Morphin’ Time! As I slept on Thursday night I slipped off into a world of dreams and other nightly phenomena. It was while in this vegetative state that a voice like thunder or James Earl Jones careened throughout the insides [...]

Comrades, for the other half of our conversation with Hawkeye State, please click here. As we cleaned the Unicorn stables at WLA Headquarters, an urgent message came by messenger-unicorn: an unstable person decked out in Iowa Hawkeye gear was preaching the benefits of corn-based Ethanol at a UAW meeting. WLA operatives were dispatched, and returned [...]

Please read chitown’s recap of the basketball game last night. Thank You. As you’ve certainly seen by now on your TV, Oklahoma and Florida stand poised at the center of the BCS hedge maze crafted at Rupert Murdoch’s Lord of the Rings themed Australian estate by unemployed Korean animators. But every team entered this gauntlet [...]

Like many young teams, it seems that the Wolverines’ performance varies greatly depending on the environment in which they’re playing. In a raucous Crisler center, the Wolverines were able to edge Duke, while they struggled against lesser opponents when the students left, and the building quieted – culminating in a double-digit loss to Wisconsin that [...]