Goodbye, Steven.

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sheridan SheridanHotels: hey steve whats up
threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite : hey nick

sheridan SheridanHotels: so you are really leaving? I know I’m awesome, but I still like you.  :(

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite: Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

forcierT8erTot: lolz why u leavin dood

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite: It’s a long story Tate. I’ve got a lot of conflicting thoughts and emotions right now.

forcierT8erTot: u r so ghey

forcierT8erTot: just kiddin man u cool so u commin to practice 2morrow?

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite: I’m leaving, Tate.

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: BITCHES

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite: Who invited him?

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I DONT NEED A GOD DAMNED INVITATION YA’LL ‘MEMBER LAST TIME YOU TRIED KEEPIN ME OUT A MEETIN?

sheridan SheridanHotels: Yes, it was a players-only meeting about you, and you threw footballs into the door until it broke.

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: BECAUSE I’M FUCKIN AWESOME

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite: Are you still doing that thing where you walk around the locker room smoking a black and mild and only wearing a cowboy hat?

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: MAYBE

BUT I’M DEFINILLY DOIN THAT THING WHERE I DO YOUR MOM

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: BOOM. MALLETED.

forcierT8erTot: lulz u r funny – a/s/l?

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: 20/ULTIMATE MALE/YOUR DREAMS

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: THIS IS ME BEIN SEXIN

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sheridan SheridanHotels: guys this is supposed to be a going away chat for Steve

davidconeSafetyCone: i will miss giving you doobie smoking hand signals steven

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: I WILL MISS WATCHING YOU THROW INCOMPLETE PASSES

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: I’M JUST JERKIN YER CHAIN YA BIG PUSSY I KNOW SOMETIMES YOU THROW INTERCEPTIONS TOO

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: BOOM. MALLETED.

forcierT8erTot: what a long strange trip its been :) :) :)

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite : I’m sorry, but you are all insane.

davidconeSafetyCone: steven that is not a nice word my mommy says we are all sane in our own special way

henneHenneIShrunkTheKids: Keep your head up, Steve. Most people are vultures. You’ll do just fine wherever you decide to go. Especially if you aren’t filling my size 22EEE shoes.

forcierT8erTot: my bro jforce says you got a wack tat

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: YOUR BRO JFORCE GOT SCURRED OF THE MALLET AND RAN AWAY

henneHenneIShrunkTheKids: I’m not seeing the relevance of any of this

davidconeSafetyCone: guys stop fighting steven is going away to the farm

sheridan SheridanHotels: Rich tried to take me on a trip to the farm once but I didn’t go because he was putting shells into a shotgun while he said it

threetaimThreet_Level_Midnite : It’s been real, guys, but I gotta go. I’ll miss you all.

mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: COME TO ARKANSAS AND YOU CAN SEE THIS EVERYDAY BIG BOY

mallett

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mallettaimMalletsaurusRex: PURE TEXARKANA SEX