Online Host ***Welcome to the Michigan Coaching Clinic Chat Room***
WizardofRod: Welcome to the Coaching Clinic, everyone!
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gergle_rock: We’re here today to learn about the coaching aspect of football from real live football coaches, like us football coaches.
WizardofRod: That’s right. We thank you all for coming.
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//tosses pennies into the crowd from sleeves
WizardofRod: And I’d like to thank my special assistant Rita, who will be CUT IN HALF live before your eyes tonight at the reception!
CheeRita: lol thx babe
gergle_rock: So, do we have any questions?
gsimmons85: yes – i would liket o know what type of zone coverage you employ most frequently and how you plan on implementing that with current wolverines?
gergle_rock: that’s an excellent, excellent question. I’m really excited to be answering it. I think answering questions is an important part of being a teacher. That’s why I like to answer them. We think that all zone coverages are important. Thanks for asking!
gsimmons85: what? you didn’t answer anything?
gergle_rock: Yes I did! Next question please!
coachBT: coach think that you will do well if you win lots of game here at MICHIGAN. big question from ME is WILL YOU SHOWCASE the BEST players on the TEAM and not just ANY player?
gergle_rock: That’s fantastic! We certainly want to showcase our best athletes at all times. We feel the best players are going to give us the best chance to win.
gsimmons85: that’s not relally a question
coachBT: think it was QUESTION just not SPECIFIC question about FOOTBALL
erocwolverine: coach no need to get upset and start wishing life away just ignore the clinic mafias eroc will SUGARCOAT you later
gsimmons85: are you even a coahc?
erocwolverine: I am a form of coach
gsimmons85: how so?
coachBT: eroc not NEED to ANSWER you because he BUY TICKET for coaching clinic. has right to be HERE asking QUESTION of new defensive coach.
WizardofRod: Audience calm down
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//reveals wonderous array of scarfs from pant legs
erocwolverine: coach we want straight shooter answer. does team have heart this year?
gergle_rock: I think we’ve got a lot of heart and fight. That should be all we need to become a great defense.
erocwolverine: follow up coach. think that you will succeed but need prove it on field. if no succeed then cannot support.
gergle_rock: I’m not sure what your question is?
gsimmons85: can we talk about football?
coachBT: KNOW everything need to LEARN about football for LIFE not sure why YOU HERE if not ALREADY football scholar
gsimmons85: i still dont understand why you are here
coachBT: is called REPORTING not just COMMENTING. i REPORT important news and then give EPINION not just give epinion
MaizeMan: excuse me gentlemen are you done with these protein bar wrappers?
/takes wrappers to trash
MaizeMan: these things are awful. so messy.
coachBT: more question coach. do you plan on only HEAD ripping in defense or WHOLE BODY ripping?
gergle_rock: Excuse me, I’m just confused why you are shouting random words at me?
erocwolverine: no need to attack personal coach. coachbt suffer head injury fighting in VIETNAM FOR YOUR RIGHT TO COACH FOOTBALL
gsimmons85: this is ridiuclous
coachBT: you want a PIECE of coachBT or WHOLE THING tough guy
gsimmons85: seriously i’ll kill you
WizardofRod: Audience, calm down!
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//reveals quarter from his own ear
coachBT: THEN you WILL have it
gsimmons85: i dont understand
erocwolverine: you said want WHOLE THING
gsimmons85: i’m leaving
coachBT: knew you just a BOY not a MAN like us
gergle_rock: So, um, do we have any other questions today?
IrwinRShafer: Yes, I do. Do you feel that is important for the head coach to respect the autonomy and intelligence of his defensive coordinator? I feel that is vital to any successful relationship.
OnlineHost ***IrwinRShafer has been banned***
WizardofRod: That’s going to do it for us tonight, folks! Remember to tip your waiter at the reception and enjoy the delicious Chicken Kiev!