As has been shown in 1940′s Europe, Turkey in 1915, the Soviet Union i
n the 1930′s, and Bosnia in the 1990′s, the world, often, is all too willing to turn a blind eye to atrocity and mass-killing on unprecedented scales provided the ugliness doesn’t make a regular appearance in their every-day life. The press is often loathe to report such news, and government is often hesitant to involve themselves. The moral responsibility we should all feel to help end the current situation in Darfur – in which Sudanese troops subsidize and frequently aid Janjaweed militias in their persecution, systemic rape and murder, and displacement of large swaths of tribal enemies into disease-ridden, starving camps - is obvious. The WLA encourages anyone to help by giving a few bucks, or writing your local legislator to encourage them to continue passing aid and peace-keeping bills.
However, something has occurred in the past days that strike the WLA deep to the core – something that makes this tragedy hit home and prompts us to marshall our considerable strength to end this untenable situation even more quickly. Comrades, Mia Farrow has gone on hunger-strike. Now, this has nothing to do with a deep-seeded obsession with Woody Allen, or even a post-Rosemary’s Baby crush (was the annoying Japanese Cameraman really a stereotype in the sixties? Fascinating.). It doesn’t even have anything to do with Farrow’s already scary resemblance to a skeleton. No – Mia Farrow is the Last Unicorn. Moved to help an oppressed people, the slight Farrow has put herself, and her entire species at risk in order to save the Darfur.
Farrow has already once saved her kind – sacrificing her one true love to 
rescue the Unicorns from the clutches of the evil Red Bull, who sought to exile all that is magical and pure to the briny ocean (this is why the WLA endorses Zima).
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money for the Revolution. We have received word that state sanctioned gambling has now been legalized and encouraged. With the upcoming football season right around the corner, the WLA proudly releases its future odds on the Big 10 invite to the Motor City Bowl. Every fall its an exciting chase to see who gets to spend Christmas in Detroit. If you’re going to be forced to celebrate this garishly watered down by runaway Capitalism soiree, it might as well be in the greatest of American cities, Detroit, where our proud union card carrying comrades have helped spur an amazing urban renaissance with their own gambling houses. We look to join them with our Motor City Bowl odds. It is expected that we can raise up enough rubles where we can finally stop the turnip rationing and allow the people to put a third and fourth wheel on their tractors.
campus – winners of thirty-five consecutive games, the defending MCLA champions, and the current #1 ranked team in MCLA – an organization comprised of over 200 university club lacrosse teams. The team is 85-2 in league play, both of those losses coming in the finals of the league tournament, and has won eight of the last ten league championships (this year likely will bring that to 9 of 11). 
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