[Ed. Today's post was written by our resident style & gossip queen/revolutionary fashionista, chiwolverine.]
Anyone who casually comes across a Michigan football game on TV this fall will no doubt have the same thought: who is that man with the fabulous hair? Well kids, it’s Gerg, and he is our brand spanking new DC. While he may have a mixed reputation when it comes to actual coaching, one thing is for sure: that hair looks damn good.
Mostly salt with just a touch of pepper, and styled in a way that makes you want to run your fingers through it. Even when things are looking a little rough.
Hair is not only PRETTY but DISTRACTING from bad GAME
Now this hair might have been no big thing in the Big East or the NFL, but something tells me he is going to rule Big Ten DC’s in the grooming department. First up in this 10 part series is the DC’s of Indiana (yes, there’s two!).
Here we have Co-defensive Coordinator/Defensive Tackles coach Brian George (two first names…unrelated strike):
I think we can all agree that the peach fuzz he calls hair is not even in the same league as our G-Rob.
Next up is Joe Palcic, Co-Defensive Coordinator/Secondary coach:
A definite step up from Boy George, but still falls short of our guy. If he added about half an inch to the length, perhaps a few highlights for depth, MAYBE. Just maybe.
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