The necessary trashing of GBMW will be back tomorrow. For the rest of tonight I think it is important that we trash someone else. The Pittsburgh Penguins, to put it poetically, are full of circle jerking cumwads that need to be put out of their collective misery. Hopefully tomorrow night will provide us with what we Michiganders so desperately need. No, not a GM bailout. No, not MSU in the Final Four. The Stanley Cup.

SlashyMcTalbot: I’ve never been in a chat room before.

CindyCriesby: Sewiously.

SlashyMcTalbot: Seriously… what?

CindyCriesby: Have you guys seen it?

SlashyMcTalbot: Seen what?

CindyCriesby: My puffew?

SlashyMcTalbot: Puffew?

CindyCriesby: Fow my Whaaashtma.

SlashyMcTalbot: Your voice is so totally trashed.

GENODRAGO71: I ATE DOG ENGLISH GOOD GOAL I SCORE

SlashyMcTalbot: Sending a shoutout and a hi to Geno.

CindyCriesby: Geno, have you seen my puffew?

GENODRAGO71: PUFFER IN ANUS SCORE IN DOG. PLAYOFFS?

CindyCriesby: Thewe’s no weason fow mocking. I need my puffew.

SlashyMcTalbot: For reals Cindy…err Sidney. I know you can say the letter ‘r’.

CindyCriesby: awr?

SlashyMcTalbot: The two kids on my hockey team that’s trying to win the Stanley Cup are fragile and retarded. FML.

CindyCriesby: Weally, Weally I wegawd my puffew as my best fwiend.

GENODRAGO71: I PUT SHOULDER ON COWS HEAD. MULE HAS BEARD. BEAR HAS BEARD. DOG EATS DOG IS ON. TALL BLONDE FROM MOTHERLAND.

SverigeHank40: Hey guys, ready for tomorrow’s game?

CindyCriesby: YOU AGAIN! You follow me evewywhewe. Leave me alone.

SverigeHank40: When did you develop a speech impediment?

CindyCriesby: Do you know whewe my puffew is?

SverigeHank40: Say guys, I know we are in a series and all, but I hope after all is said and done that we can be friends.

GENODRAGO71: FIGHT IN 2 GAME. I WAS WINNER. SATAN WAS THERE.

SverigeHank40: You’re right Evgeni. You won the fight.

GENODRAGO71: BEARD REPEL PUNCHES. BETTMAN REPEAL PUNISHMENT. GET CUP FOR CINDY FOR DOGS ON SHOW OF PENGUIN WITH FEET OF HAPPY.

SlashyMcTalbot: Srsly. Who let that winged asshole in our chat room?

KRONWALLSofJericho: BOOM KRONWALLED!

SlashyMcTalbot: I am, like, broken.

xMartinHavlatx:

KRONWALLSofJericho: Now you are one in the same. Join my growing garden of corpses.

CindyCriesby: Gawden of Cawwpses?

KRONWALLSofJericho: Yes, I plant you in my Gaw.. garden.

CindyCriesby: Nick?

KRONWALLSofJericho: Yes, Sidney?

CindyCriesby: Have you seen my puffew?

KRONWALLSofJericho: No.

CindyCriesby: Damn.

KRONWALLSofJericho: Sidney?

CindyCriesby: Yes?

KRONWALLSofJericho: BOOM KRONWALLED!

MalletsaurusRex: DONT YOU MEAN BOOM MALLETED?

KRONWALLSofJericho: No.

MalletsaurusRex: SNAP. SOON AS MY FINGER HEALS IM GONNA FUCK YOUR MOM WITH IT. BOOM MALLETED.