Chapter 1:  Ann Arbor’s Not A Whore (But She’s No Saint Either) Grey concrete sidewalk underneath a concrete grey sky.  It shouldn’t be this cold yet, but like most the dames I’ve met, fall’s a fickle bitch.  I walk past a homeless guy and drop him a dollar.  This city’s tough, but being a private [...]

Brandon fucking Inge is a fucking MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR. Let that one sink in for a minute, bitches. You remember when Inge was a young dude? The little man in the catcher’s gear that looked like he stumbled in from a church league game somewhere? Backstopping the ace Tiger’s staff to 119 losses, a [...]

Brandon fucking Inge is a fucking MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR. Let that one sink in for a minute, bitches. You remember when Inge was a young dude? The little man in the catcher’s gear that looked like he stumbled in from a church league game somewhere? Backstopping the ace Tiger’s staff to 119 losses, a [...]

In the winter of 2006, superrecruiter Andy Moeller landed a gem of a safety from Columbus, Indiana. Anticipation and hope increased as Michigan fans projected this highly-rated recruit to be the next Marcus Ray. Yes, the Stevie Brown Era at Michigan was about to begin. But then, The Stevie Brown Era actually began and fans [...]

It’s a difficult nugget of trivia to remember at times, but Tate Forcier is only 18 years old. I barely knew how to dress myself at age 18. He might even think Nickelback is legitimate art — that age produces some oft-kilter views on the world. Forcier also appears to be 27 in football years. [...]