I had a job; I had a girl; Had something going mister in this world There have been two songs playing in my head for about a week. They’ve also been wearing indentations in my car seats from being played so much and I think the ipod is just playing them by default now; pretending [...]

So. Wow, that looks kind of disturbing, doesn’t it? Well, maybe, but I doubt it. As many already know, I spent several years as a swimmer for the University of Michigan. We did all of our “dry land” workouts on the mezzanine level at the Natatorium, away from the coaches and (mostly) out of sight [...]

Slow news today, eh? We haven’t heard anything about nothing lately. The only news you need to hear is us blabbering on about Western Michigan, Week 1, Minnesota, Charlie Weis, and more. Special thanks to MGoPaul from the mothership for dropping some knowledge on us. **The following podcast is intended for comedic purposes only. Topics [...]

Chapter 6:  Fast Times At Berwick High (for “Chapter 5:  In The Mouth Of Madness (Talkin’ Turkey) click here) Sunnyview Estates is a run down apartment building on the east side.  It’s where the interlopers, the swindlers and the ne’erdowells of the city collect like Hummels in your Grandma’s curio cabinet.  Not a place I [...]

Recently this humble member of the Wolverine proletariat made the cross country trip to his new habitation in the Pacific Northwest. With the football season rapidly approaching and so much time to kill; I was dead set upon my mission for the trip. Score some blow. When that sadly fell through I settled for a [...]