Wolverine Liberation Army

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Hail Comrades!

Today we speak of the lurking green horde on our borders – the band of “warriors”, as they call themselves who’s profession is nothing more than to finish 7-5 for perpetuity. Yet, friends, these philistines – these “Spartans”, handed a bone of meager success, feel that they may thwart the growing Revolution in Ann Arbor. Far more insidious, comrades, are their means. They do not seek to conquer us merely on the field of play – they seek to conquer us in the court of public opinion. For weeks and months, the Spartan-infiltrated media has spread lies – lies of the Revolution, of our training regimen, and exaggerations of mindless minutiae.

But comrades, remember:  those who thought that monopoly over  the Free Press, those who thought that spreading lies and slander right and left, would let them weaken our revolution and discredit our allies, so that they could then leap upon it when it was weak, were mistaken, for the revolution today is more solid and stronger. Instead of weakening it they have strengthened it. The revolution is not intimidated by attacks. The revolution is not weakened by attacks. On the contrary, it waxes and gains strength, for this is the revolution of a valiant, fighting people.

While East Lansing houses a program a program in turmoil, one twisting in the wind, while East Lansing houses an egotistical blowhard, nobody has attacked it; these press campaigns have not been waged against it abroad, Free Press columnists haven’t spoken out to censure it. While East Lansing housed a convict guilty of bludgeoning a fellow student, these campaigns were not waged against East Lansing, or against him. While it houses an “adult” coach who insults college students to the media, and takes barely disguised shots at our Revolution, these campaigns were not waged against East Lansing in the Michigan Media. While dozens of lines of cocaine were being snorted; while petulant players were guarding their fifty yard-line from their comuppance; while the team failed to MAKE PLAYS; while clock-operators stole games; while alumni shot themselves in the leg; when countdown clocks were installed; when our loss was deemed as sweet as their own victory; when coaches committed acts of self-loathing before the press corps itself, these campaigns were not waged against East Lansing, nor did the press corps speak up to condemn the program.

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