Today we bask in the glory of eternal victory over our enemies, Comrades! Today we dream of bountiful Rose harvests and salute the increasing output of our dear touchdown factories! Today we recognize Glorious Leader Rodriguez for his unquestionable success in bringing increased yards, receptions, carries, and scores to the workers of the field!
The gears of history have turned once more and left a gelatinous blob of lard dangling, mashed by our great power into a lumbering oversized shell of a man! We have vanquished the Sky Wizard Worshipping Drunkards of the Southlands, and now we must MOVE FORWARD, TWIRLING, ALWAYS FORWARD AND TWIRLING TO GREATNESS!
Comrades, I stand here to showcase the new phase of The Revolution! We must revise, realign, and move FORWARD! The old ways have become outmoded and unnecessary – with victories, we must adapt to new challenges on the horizon!
POINT I
The Civil War amongst ourselves is now dying! There will be scattered insurrections against Glorious Leader and they will exist for all the thousand years of his reign – but we no longer must concern ourselves with these fools. They have been driven to the hinterlands, forced to peddle their insecurity in far away colonies of blogfrica that have no bearing or weight to anyone with functioning grey matter between their powerful ears! IGNORE THE UNBELIEVERS! The evidence of the glory of our plan has been laid bare on the battlefield – those who chose to ignore this do so at their own peril. No longer shall we fight them in the trenches daily! We will move FORWARD!
POINT II
The National media is unimportant to our cause! Those anxiety peddling gasbags in their capitalist shining towers will never be trendsetters – only followers of the will of the people – despite their best efforts. No matter what they say, victories on the field of battle will ultimately decide their opinion! Let them speak ill of the Glorious Leader, for he has shown that he will shove their foolish presumptions down their throat until they choke and expire! Our enemies in the press are no match for the power of the people behind a WINNER! Death to this scum, death by a thousand years of crushing SILENCE to their provocations! When they beg for grain and water from their street shanties in the near future, we will be there to urinate on their homes and confiscate their meager belongings for the good of the people! To acknowledge their existence is to VALIDATE their existence!
POINT III
Our struggle is only now beginning! Great victory has been achieved! But the true test is the sustainment of great victory! We must not rest on our achievements lest we fall behind once more to great powers of the West and South! We must capitalize on these victories and use them to catapult us further up the ranks of the powerful! HAVE FAITH IN OUR ARMY, COMRADES. They will – undoubtedly – face struggles and intense opposition through the rest of the Fall Campaign! There is a chance we will not escape unscathed from the brutal battles that lie ahead! BUT WE MUST NEVER RETREAT! Territory has been won and we have staked a claim – WE MUST NOT FALL BACK FROM OUR POSITION! FORWARD, SOLDIERS!
POINT IV
There is only ONE LEADER of the Glorious Revolution – and that is the GLORIOUS LEADER RODRIGUEZ. Yes, my comrades, there will be GLORIOUS HEROES of battle, but we must always remember that Comrade Rodriguez is the man who has trained and perfected these soldiers! They are but an instrument of his grand plan! Do not allow a cult of personality surrounding a hero to usurp authority from the Glorious Leader! We must not make false idols of soldiers who are not ill-equipped to lead our nation in the same way as Comrade Rodriguez can! He is the ultimate authority and the man who will bring us our destiny – the soldiers, us, you, we are all just cogs in the great machine that he has constructed! EQUALITY AMONG THE WOLVERINES COMRADES! No man can succeed without success from his equals – Young General Forcier cannot succeed without success from those in combat with him – their contributions are EQUAL to that of the man the foreigners deem our leader!
ON TO VICTORY, COMRADES! THE SCUM OF YPSILANTI KNOCKS ON THE DOORS OF THE MOTHERLAND AND MUST BE VANQUISHED!
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