***Welcome to Michigan QB Chat***

T8erTot: lolz it easy man

Denardical: I don’t know, some of these plays are a little complicated

T8erTot: no way

T8erTot: its the same as QB daycare bro

Denardical: day care? shit. no wonder you get this so quick.

**SheridanHotels** has entered

SheridanHotels: hey guys

SheridanHotels: I see you started without me

T8erTot: yea man day care was the shit

T8erTot: this place is pretty similar my receivers are about the same size

Denardical: you are smart bro

T8erTot: lolz thx u are pretty fast tho – faster than me

Denardical: yea

Denardical: when i was little i liked to watch reruns of doug on nickelodoen but they started at the same time we got out of school

Denardical: i had to get fast so that i could see the whole episode after running home

T8erTot: like superman with the time travel shit

SheridanHotels: How’s that arm feeling, Tate? Pretty good? Wanna wrestle?

Denardical: naw man superman is a prick

Denardical: i left a cloud of dust behind that took on my shape and appearance

T8erTot: solid. bet that comes in handy after u bang sum chik with herpes right

SheridanHotels: I bet you could break this board with your shoulder

Denardical: i don’t think you can run away from herpes?

T8erTot: man u just gotta wash within 30 minutes and u can’t catch nething

Denardical: no shit man? they never taught me that in school

T8erTot: if u spray pam cooking oil on their cootch they can’t get preggo

T8erTot: plus it makes them taste like moms grilled cheese

SheridanHotels: You two cannot be serious

**MalletsaurusRex has entered**

MalletsaurusRex: PIG SOOOOEY

T8erTot: lolz

SheridanHotels: Who the hell invited you?

MalletsaurusRex: ACTUALLY I AM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE NICKY

MalletsaurusRex: STEALING YOUR BITCH ASS WIFI

MalletsaurusRex: MAYBE THAT PASSWORD SHOULDN’T BE “MINNY08” ANYMORE EH

Denardical: Who …?

T8erTot: why u in a2 bro

Denardical: did you run here?

MalletsaurusRex RUN

MalletsaurusRex WHY THE FUCK WOULD I RUN

MalletsaurusRex HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARM

SheridanHotels: I don’t have wireless. How are you stealing dial up?

MalletsaurusRex: SPLICING PHONE LINES LIKE A REAL COWBOY

MalletsaurusRex  THINGS GOT CRAZY AFTER THAT LAST GAME

MalletsaurusRex  JOHN L GOT A HOLD OF SOME WICKED METH – HE IS CONVINCED THAT HE IS COACHING MSU THIS WEEKEND AND WE ARE HERE TO SPY ON YOU

MalletsaurusRex  I CAME BECAUSE PRACTICE IS FOR FUCKING LOSERS

Denardical: dude i knew that was him dancing with michael jackson guy

Denardical: he kept doing the running man

MalletsaurusRex: TAUGHT HIM THAT IN MY SPARE TIME FROM SLINGING FOOTBALLS LIKE YOUR WALK ONS SLING ROCK

T8erTot: i bet u get mad puss in arkansas

T8erTot: bags of sand and vagina mayo everywhere

MalletsaurusRex: I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS KID IS TALKING ABOUT BUT I BANG SLUTS ALL DAY

Denardical:: DID THREE DURING THE 4TH QUARTER OF LAST GAME

MalletsaurusRex: GOT IN A QUICK GAME OF COD 4 ON THE XBOX LIVE TOO

SheridanHotels: I was thinking we could talk about some plays

Denardical: i bet if we put tates head on your arms and stitched on my legs we’d be the best QB ever

MalletsaurusRex: NEGATIVE

MalletsaurusRex: YOU WOULD BE MISSING MY BRAIN AND MY LEGS

T8erTot: and my ballz lol

T8erTot: srsly they are huge like coke can yesssss very niiice

SheridanHotels: that movie came out like three years ago

MalletsaurusRex: WHY COME YOU GAYS DON’T TALK TO NICKY

MalletsaurusRex: I USED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS

Denardical: dude’s a QB?

T8erTot: lolzz i thought he was like 1 of those QC dudes we were supposed to pretend isnt watching us

T8erTot:all standing in the trees pretendin to be bird watching and writing shit in a big book

MalletsaurusRex: I LIKE YOU TWO YOU SHOULD COME DOWN TO ARKANSAS IF I EVER FIND SMITH

MalletsaurusRex: WE CAN SMOKE BLACK AND MILDS AND I CAN THROW 12 TDS AGAINST YOUR SHIT DEFENSE

T8erTot:u wanna play some 10 on the box

Denardical: i’m in

MalletsaurusRex: I GET TO USE MY CREATED TEAM

MalletsaurusRex: 22 RYAN MALLETTS

MalletsaurusRex: THE TEXARKANA MALLETERS

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**Denardical has left**

SheridanHotels: God dammit

**SheridanHotels has left**

**SafetyCone has entered**

SafetyCone: guys where is everyone

SafetyCone: i accidentally went to the reding rainbow chat

SafetyCone: levar burton told me the story of the ugly duckling

SafetyCone: am i trapped in amagination land like the wild thing book