I’m trying not to slip, been trying not to lose footing/ Loose land keeps that pressure on my kicks/ So tomorrow we meet that inevitable foe. Their defense too strong, our team too  young. They’re just kids. 18 and 19 and standing up against the ever shrinking giant of Joe Paterno and his decades long [...]

Week 7: Winner = Delaware St. Week 8: Everyone’s favorite Nittanys come into town. Discuss. chiwolverine Michigan Offense Prediction: T. Jonathan Forcier returns to form, with a solid performance outside of 3 “freshmany” mistakes including one intentional grounding call (GODDAMNIT). Denard takes some snaps, and throws exactly 2 times. Cone is spotted on the sideline with [...]

[Ed. Another submission from imafreak] He strode through the masses, a beacon of hope and light. They huddled, seemingly at His knees, due to His height. To the wretched and fearful Michigan fans looking up at him, he seemed wreathed in light as the sun’s rays appeared to emanate from His fleshly body. His thonged [...]

Throughout college athletics, there are a number of rationales behind a school’s chosen mascot. Iowa co-opted the name from a defeated people, UC Santa Cruz arrived upon “Banana Slugs” seemingly in a drug-enduced haze, Indiana was just being obtuse, and Wolverines, you know, are fucking awesome. Some arrive at their names due to a lack [...]

When analysts and pundits ponder who will win a battle of physical fortitude between football teams they look for something special. Often, they call these “intangibles” but that is mostly because they are sniffing glue, which, if it is made from horses, is perfectly acceptable. But, if it is just the normal type of chemically [...]