Jimmy Takes One In The Face
Jimmy Clausen’s usual Saturday night face pounding took an unusual turn this week – fists were brought into the mix.
As a Michigan fan, I’ve often contemplated punching effeminate opposition QBs in the face but I’m usually quickly discouraged by two things:
1. They are bigger than me
2. They have bigger friends than me
Apparently none of that stopped a douchetacular Domer this weekend. If you answered “When is the best time to sucker punch your teams QB?” with “When he’s leaving a campus eatery with his parents” then congratulations – you could be a Domer!
Jimmy Clausen, File photo
Comrade Imafreak mentions in Uniscorn:
here is a list of good things ND football has had going for it over the last couple seasons:
1. Jimmy Clausen
2. Golden Tate
3. Michael Floyd
…
Looking for someone to punch? Start at number 4 or lower please.
Well said, imafreak.
Jimmy’s down!!!*
/Seinfeld
WHAT ABOUT HIS HAIR DID THE GUY MESS UP HIS HAIR? OH NOES NOT THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy wears a weave, CFaller
The place where it happened is not a restaurant, its a bar, and I was there when he almost got in a fight with a friend of mine after the Syracuse game last year…
i’m too lazy to change the post, but objection to location noted.
I can confirm, the location he was at is a bar that happens to serve food alongside its cheap 32 oz. beers. Scuttlebutt around here is that Jimmah was running his mouth about Tate’s play on Saturday and Tate’s brother had enough and lit him up. Probably explains why no charges were filed and the police weren’t contacted.
that. is. awesome. much better than the disgruntled fan story.
I am discolored and swollen.