Jimmy Clausen’s usual Saturday night face pounding took an unusual turn this week – fists were brought into the mix.
As a Michigan fan, I’ve often contemplated punching effeminate opposition QBs in the face but I’m usually quickly discouraged by two things:
1. They are bigger than me
2. They have bigger friends than me
Apparently none of that stopped a douchetacular Domer this weekend. If you answered “When is the best time to sucker punch your teams QB?” with “When he’s leaving a campus eatery with his parents” then congratulations – you could be a Domer!
Comrade Imafreak mentions in Uniscorn:
here is a list of good things ND football has had going for it over the last couple seasons:
1. Jimmy Clausen
2. Golden Tate
3. Michael Floyd
Looking for someone to punch? Start at number 4 or lower please.
Well said, imafreak.