Glenn Winston’s Fists of Fury were a flyin’ again last weekend, this time landing not on Hockey Players but on females and engineering students.  Bravo, Winston, bravo.  Why don’t you try picking on someone your own size?  Oh wait….

Now, how exactly was Winston identified as one of the assailants in this matter?  Your first thought is probably because he JUST had ACL surgery.  He can’t be moving around very well and was probably on crutches.  What the hell is this guy doing beating nerds so soon after surgery?  Isn’t there a 6-month recovery period before you can attempt assault and battery?

But no, it’s not because of the crutches.  It’s because of his sweet Save-A-Lot Spartan ski-mask.  So stylish:

Not only was Winston supporting his team, but also the WHOLE STATE! DANTONIO WOULD BE PROUD. After all, when your State is in a crushing depression who has the energy or time to beat the shit out of nerds? Well, someone has to. THANK YOU GLENN WINSTON.