Not as sexy as it sounds

This is WLA 3.0 More writers, more half-assed content, and more latent homosex. Are we a place to get news? Sure. If you don’t mind being a few days late and horribly mislead. Is this the place to vent your frustration that Dave Dombrowski won’t trade for Alex Rodriguez? Sure, if you like ridicule. It’s [...]

This is a fire. It’s made of burning AIDS, Swine Flu, Bubonic Plague, Ebola, and your own sorrowful shame. It’s for you to fucking die in.

Not all of you. Some of you showed up. If you showed up, we’ll have some new cool shit and penis jokes for you. For those that had tickets, and sold them, to people currently making the stadium louder on OSU plays, making the stadium more red than Maize or Blue – jump in this fucking fire. Now.

Thanksgiving is a holiday rife with traditions… the food, the parades, the awkward conversation, the Lions getting blown out on national television. But the most sacred is the one from which it takes it’s name. Thanksgiving is the one day when we actually take the time to think of how lucky we’ve been over the [...]

I’m watching WolverineHistorian’s video of Michigan – Ohio State from 1997 and trying to ascribe the proper adjective to it. Old men in Michigan berets and horselike steams of breath and that all-too-familiar industrial gray sky of the oncoming Michigan winter that I wouldn’t know firsthand for another nine years. It looks cold—you can tell, [...]