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Jonathan Toews (21), Duncan Keith (26) and Patrick Kane (21) sign on for long term deals with the Chicago Blackhawks, ensuring that ticket sales for the organization will continue to rise as cougars around the area come in droves to see their favorite stars. Statistics show that the dramatic increase in ticket sales over the past few years are largely due to the increase in women between the ages of 30-55 snapping up season tickets.

The Blackhawks are currently scouting middle school hockey starts to help plan for the players’ replacements when their contracts expire.