The Wolverines dismantled the 8-14 Iowa Hawkeyes last night 60-46, crushing the hopes and dreams of all sports bettors who took Iowa (+13.5), expecting another Michigan collapse in the final ten minutes of play.   But that wasn’t the case this Saturday.  MICH came out to a 13-0 lead with a combination of scoring from Sims, [...]

In the last three years, Michigan football is 17-20. Within the fan base, a vast chasm grows between those who support Comrade Richard Rodriguez, and those that call for his head. Michigan basketball hovers at .500, two years removed from their worst season in modern history, and a huge disappointment from last year. The hockey [...]

December 9th. 11 minutes. 0 points. 2 shots. 1 rebound. 1 assist. December 19th. 20 minutes. 0 points. 1 shot. 1 rebound. 1 assist. January 3rd. 21 minutes. 0 points. 1 shot. 1 rebound. 2 assists. January 10th. 22 minutes. 0 points. 2 shots. 1 rebound. 1 assist. January 26th. 26 minutes. 0 points. 3 [...]

Beating up nerds seems to be a key to success. Carson Bulter went on tire iron wielding nerd smashing spree and Michigan went to a bowl game. MSU beat up a bunch of nerds in PREWB 2 and promptly went to bowl game and their basketball team sits undefeated in Big10 Play. At the WLA [...]

From the desk of SirMajesty Dr. Big Jonathan Boutros XVI, Ph.D., KBE Order of the Crunchy Taco. January 26, 2234. 11:09 pm. A remarkable breakthrough! Professor Dexington’s dig team at Central Lansingopolis has yielded a terrific historical find. They uncovered a series of crude images all depicting a late 20th century commander in the throes [...]