Verified Vorassity: Jessica Alba

Posted by RWC On January - 11 - 2010

[At the motor vehicle bureau...]
Cook: Yeah, I’m here to pick up my new plates. My name is Cook. Brain Cook.
Clerk: Cook…. [checks computer] All right…
Cook: All righty…
Clerk: Sign right here, please. [hands over clipboard]
Cook: [signs it] Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks.
[opens up the envelope]
Assman? Oh, no, these don’t belong to me. I’m not the Assman. I think there’s been a mistake.
Clerk: What’s your name again?
Cook: Brain Cook.
Clerk: [checks computer again] Brain Cook. You *are* the Assman.

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5 Responses to “Verified Vorassity: Jessica Alba”

  1. Brain Cook says:

    I love ass

  2. Frank says:

    It was a million to one shot doc

  3. Hannibal Lecter says:

    I shall have to share recipes with this Brain Cook sometime, for I love ass, too. Especially roasted ass.

  4. imafreak says:

    I demand that Mr. Cook reply to the charge that he loves ass!

  5. Medic says:

    I see Brian must be playing Bayonetta, PS3 or Xbox?

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