February 27 – 14 minutes, 0/1 shooting, 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists. By now we’ve tried our best, dear reader, to let you know that Laval Lucas-Perry exists.  Really, he does.  He’s always been there, living life just below the water level.  Subtle.  Undetected.  Impalpable. But did you know that Laval has been extending [...]

When Rich Rodriguez left West Virginia University in December of 2007 chaos ensued.  Rodriguez spurned his alma-mater for greener pastures and left behind a jilted school and community that obviously was and is too sensitive to handle the departure. We are now over 2 years past that sloppy divorce, and since then things haven’t gotten [...]

We have failed in our infiltration of the great google, unfixed the app engine, and could not shut down your secret meetings. -The illuminati FIXED

It’s a cliche to say “everything on the internet is forever,” but only because it’s true. There is no marginal cost to permanently preserving the words uttered and written yesterday, and so it is done. Most people would think this is a good thing. For certain groups, however- politicians and newspaper columnists come to mind- [...]