Laval Lucas-Perry is Straight-Edge

02Feb10
by chitownblue

1/30 – 20 minutes, 1/4 shooting, 4 points, 4 rebounds, 2 assists.

During Laval Lucas-Perry’s extreme flurry of activity on Saturday, Big Ten Network Analyst Greg Kelser remarked that Lucas-Perry “doesn’t seem comfortable in this offense, almost like he’s afraid to take a shot”. Well, Greg, we at the WLA can assure you - LLP is not “afraid” of anything, especially taking a shot. To prove this theory, WLA analyst CPS poured through hours of archival footage to prove this point. The results may startle you – yet another example of LLP quietly gliding under our radar.

LLP is not “scared” to take a shot, Greg. LLP is “disinterested” in taking a shot, on or off the court, as the above footage demontstrates.


2 Responses to “Laval Lucas-Perry is Straight-Edge”  

  1. 1 LLP

    Dammit stop throwing shit around and pour me a shot! Why do I keep coming back to this bar?

  2. 2 LLP

    Dammit stop throwing shit around and pour me a shot! Why do I keep coming back to this bar?

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