Comrades, if you recall, the WLA submitted our two cents into the “Piped-in Music” vs. “Band” debate. Those two cents were as follows:
1. MOTHERFUCKING
2. CANNONS
Upon further thought we found this approach to be wholely inadequate. Not that we don’t like cannons – you’ll see, they are still a key part of our plan. But comrades, why stop at just finding entertainment during advertisement breaks? Wouldn’t it be SUPER-INTIMIDATING for the other team to not only have to contend with cannons, but to contend with them as the game was in progress?
While the MGoBlog proposal sits firmly in the time of black-and-white television families grinningly eating meatloaf together, and the Maize n’ Brew proposal rests in the era of snorting cocaine a public bathroom and debating the relative quality of business cards, our proposal is entirely contemporary, in the now, for today’s fan.
Today, Comrades, we present an Artistic Rendering of our proposed Gameday experience. Special thanks to MGoBlog’s technology wiz, Paul, for bringing our vision into boner-creating reality.
oh. my. god.
oh. my. god.
It’s my birthday, and this was the best gift I received.
It’s my birthday, and this was the best gift I received.
What a treat. Get new Domino’s AD on the phone and let’s fast-track this for gameday.
What a treat. Get new Domino’s AD on the phone and let’s fast-track this for gameday.
I’ve got the fever and the only cure is…. more LIGHTING BOLTS!!!!
I’ve got the fever and the only cure is…. more LIGHTING BOLTS!!!!
As an alumnus of a school who does indeed fire off a cannon at games all I can say is:
1. Fuck
2. Yes
As an alumnus of a school who does indeed fire off a cannon at games all I can say is:
1. Fuck
2. Yes
By the time I made it to “Party in the USA” I was already sold. Miley just put it over the top. Fuck Yeah.
By the time I made it to “Party in the USA” I was already sold. Miley just put it over the top. Fuck Yeah.
Disappointed, this could and should have been funnier.
Disappointed, this could and should have been funnier.
If I wasn’t a poor ass grad student, I would write someone a check for creating this. Can the motherfucking cannons shoot Dominos pizzas into the crowd too?
If I wasn’t a poor ass grad student, I would write someone a check for creating this. Can the motherfucking cannons shoot Dominos pizzas into the crowd too?
Your check is in the mail, Adam.
Apologies.
Your check is in the mail, Adam.
Apologies.
Fucking.
Awesome.
You, sirs, love America. This is something I can get behind.
Fucking.
Awesome.
You, sirs, love America. This is something I can get behind.
Okay, I couldn’t stand the music. Even so, this qualifies for the top ten things in the history of the world. I have visions of “Dot the I Guy” getting blown up with his freaking tuba-like instrument.
Okay, I couldn’t stand the music. Even so, this qualifies for the top ten things in the history of the world. I have visions of “Dot the I Guy” getting blown up with his freaking tuba-like instrument.
Wow. Just wow. I am frightened beyond all rational thought. And by frightened I mean incredibly horny for unicorns now.
Wow. Just wow. I am frightened beyond all rational thought. And by frightened I mean incredibly horny for unicorns now.
Once again, you guys prove to be too cool for your own britches.
Once again, you guys prove to be too cool for your own britches.
Not bad, not my style of music either though. Can’t we mix in a little Damage Inc. by Metallica?
NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
Not bad, not my style of music either though. Can’t we mix in a little Damage Inc. by Metallica?
NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
I think this video has impregnated me. Will keep you posted/see yous guys on Maury.
I think this video has impregnated me. Will keep you posted/see yous guys on Maury.
I totally agree. Mount them to the top of the home side skyboxes, aim them at the away sideline, and load them with HEAT rounds!
I totally agree. Mount them to the top of the home side skyboxes, aim them at the away sideline, and load them with HEAT rounds!