Ypsilanti Illuminati

03Feb10
by CPS

With National Signing Day beginning only hours away, it’s time to turn our attention to the seedy underbelly of college football recruiting. We’ve all heard the reports – the negative recruiting, the high school corches running interference for their alma-masters, the anti-Michigan propaganda, the anti-Rodriguez factions,… But they are nothing more than whispers and shadows in the night to most of us.

Just how deep does this rabbit hole go? Who will shine a light on this most sinister of rituals? MGoBlog is the premier Michigan sports blog, but it’s strictly a straight shooter. It’s the Joe Friday of the Michigan Blogosphere: Just the facts, ma’am. Maize ‘n’ Brew? Too busy getting into blog slapfights over rawk muzik to give this proper attention. GBMW? Maybe if they email themselves a question about it, but likely not.

Then there’s Genuinely Sarcastic, which is neither genuine nor sarcastic, but it more than makes up for that with lots and lots of imagination. I haven’t read all of it. Who could? But it has a lot of words, so it must have something important to say. And boy does it ever – kidnappings, nefarious ne’er-do-wells, former Michigan malcontents to name a few. However, it falls short on the little things like “facts,” “evidence” and “sources” (unless you want to count a subscription to Scout or Rivals). This is where the WLA comes in.

A couple of weeks ago, we sent our most decorated and courageous operative, Col. Dex Jonathan Dexington, to investigate further and provide those pesky evidence-like things that would blow the recruiting underworld wide open. He has since been missing in action and is presumed dead, but not before sending us a short video clip of his findings. The intricacies of the plot, the unlikely alliance of its participants,…we had no idea. It is, in a word, chilling. So strap on your best tinfoil hat, folks. We’ll let the video speak for itself.


8 Responses to “Ypsilanti Illuminati”  

  1. 1 Hathachips

    Can’t see the video here at work :(

  2. 2 Hathachips

    Can’t see the video here at work :(

  3. 3 Suckitude/Hal

    Is this a shot over the bow at every Michigan sports blog on the planet? I like it.

  4. 4 Suckitude/Hal

    Is this a shot over the bow at every Michigan sports blog on the planet? I like it.

  5. 5 chitownblue

    Boren as the giant made me pee a litte.

  6. 6 chitownblue

    Boren as the giant made me pee a litte.

  7. 7 mad magician

    why come steve gutenberg hates miiiiiich? WHY COME

  8. 8 mad magician

    why come steve gutenberg hates miiiiiich? WHY COME

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