Dear Friends, As many of you know, there has been something going on in my life for the last several months.  I haven’t talked about it much, and i have been very vague when asked about it.  I think however,  that it is now time to talk about the new chapter in my life that [...]

I could pitch better than Justin Verlander. Guess what? I just fucking did. When I tossed my poop into that wastebasket in the corner. Give me a damn award.   No hitters are for trannies. I pitched a perfect game in the god damn Special Olympics. Do you know the magnitude of that achievement? They [...]

The conspiracy theorists were right. We aren’t communists. We’re not even socialists. Oh come let’s sing Ohio’s praise And songs to Alma Mater raise While our hearts rebounding thrill With joy which death alone can still Summer’s heat or winter’s cold The seasons pass the years will roll Time and change will surely (truly) show [...]

So you were a rad dude. We were all rad dudes. And rad dudes grow up to be sports heroes and rock stars and captains of industry. Except none of us do. So we sit in our office or truck or home. We live that comfortable (and don’t get me wrong – pretty enjoyable) Fight [...]

88 Day of the year, known for Wrestlemania III twenty-three years ago. 600 Communities who want Google internet. Only one of them deserves it, MINE. 1 Week until Austin Jackson has to become Curtis Granderson. No pressure. (Also, what a terrible website.) 15 I just have a good feeling about this one. 73 Days until the world invades Africa. 4 Awesome [...]