Dear Friends,

As many of you know, there has been something going on in my life for the last several months.  I haven’t talked about it much, and i have been very vague when asked about it.  I think however,  that it is now time to talk about the new chapter in my life that is about to begin. 

As many of you know,  football has been a major part of my life since before i can remember.  It has consumed big chunks of my body, my mind, and my soul for many years.  Over the past several years i have been fortunate enough to be apart of some very special teams, who have won some very special games,  on very special stages.  It was my honor 2 years ago to coach one of the top rated defenses in our entire state.   We are only getting better,  things are going in the right direction and people are expecting some very special things.  HOWEVER, i regret to say, i will not be a part of it.  It was a tough decision and it took several months of soul searching and convos with everyone in my life to get to this point.  It was a process that began in November, and i feel confident that the decision that i am making, is the best one for me, and for everyone.

Yes my freinds  its time,  its time to move on to the other passion in my life.  Its the one thing that has always been in the back of my mind.  Every second that i was involved in football i always found myself dreaming of the day that i could do this…..

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I could pitch better than Justin Verlander. Guess what? I just fucking did. When I tossed my poop into that wastebasket in the corner. Give me a damn award.

No hitters are for trannies. I pitched a perfect game in the god damn Special Olympics. Do you know the magnitude of that achievement? They get 7 fucking strikes.

We need to package him with Avila and send them to Boston for Varitek and Wakefield.

How many pitchers do we already have on big contracts? Durrrr I’m DAVE DUMBROWSKI and I spend the GDP of Turkmenistan on shitty pitchers! You tossed that good, want a billion pingas?

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The conspiracy theorists were right.

We aren’t communists.

We’re not even socialists.

Oh come let’s sing Ohio’s praise
And songs to Alma Mater raise
While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
Summer’s heat or winter’s cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
Time and change will surely (truly) show
How firm thy friendship … OHIO!

These jolly days of priceless worth
By far the gladdest days on earth
Soon will pass and we not know
How dearly we love Ohio
We should strive to keep thy name
Of fair repute and spotless fame
So in college halls well grow
And love thee better … OHIO!

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So you were a rad dude. We were all rad dudes. And rad dudes grow up to be sports heroes and rock stars and captains of industry. Except none of us do. So we sit in our office or truck or home. We live that comfortable (and don’t get me wrong – pretty enjoyable) Fight Club existence of melodramatic self-loathing lifestyle.

Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard

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88 Day of the year, known for Wrestlemania III twenty-three years ago.

600 Communities who want Google internet. Only one of them deserves it, MINE.

1 Week until Austin Jackson has to become Curtis Granderson. No pressure. (Also, what a terrible website.)

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