I could pitch better than Justin Verlander. Guess what? I just fucking did. When I tossed my poop into that wastebasket in the corner. Give me a damn award.
No hitters are for trannies. I pitched a perfect game in the god damn Special Olympics. Do you know the magnitude of that achievement? They get 7 fucking strikes.
We need to package him with Avila and send them to Boston for Varitek and Wakefield.
How many pitchers do we already have on big contracts? Durrrr I’m DAVE DUMBROWSKI and I spend the GDP of Turkmenistan on shitty pitchers! You tossed that good, want a billion pingas?
80 million dollars? He sure doesn’t spend it on a stylist. Unless awkward 19 year old is the goal. How about we trim those centipedes above the eyes, Mr. Fastball?
If anybody costs the Tigers the Central this year, it’ll be this guy. Fuck him.
Do you feel better now?
Do you feel better now?
Dex, I e-gree. Justin Verlander has been more disappointing than Dontrelle Willis and I wish the tigers would just cut them all. Oh, and fuck Turkmenistan.
Dex, I e-gree. Justin Verlander has been more disappointing than Dontrelle Willis and I wish the tigers would just cut them all. Oh, and fuck Turkmenistan.
Fucking terrible contract for a fucking terrible pitcher. Who the hell does he think he is with that goofy ass facial hair? Brandon Inge? Please, get rid of this dude. Send him on the Nate Robertson Express right out of town. If we can even get a few rosin bags for him I’d call it a success. The guy can’t even pitch with both hands. AceShmace let fucking Inge pitch he has a CANNON!!!
Fucking terrible contract for a fucking terrible pitcher. Who the hell does he think he is with that goofy ass facial hair? Brandon Inge? Please, get rid of this dude. Send him on the Nate Robertson Express right out of town. If we can even get a few rosin bags for him I’d call it a success. The guy can’t even pitch with both hands. AceShmace let fucking Inge pitch he has a CANNON!!!
Love how this little charade ended before the season even took off. If you’re Tigers fans, you must feel like fucking retards now. Avila and Verlander…two of the four best players we got on the squad. Funny I’m saying this after Verlander just choked on his 25th win opp but it still stands. Verlander already got the Cy this year. Bitchessss
for the record bro
look at the dates on the comments