A critical component of the Revolution is to spread the message of its glory. After a brief (read: not brief) hiatus, The Wolverine Liberation Army has re-commissioned a series of posters for official release to the populace. These posters commemorate the triumphs and struggles of Commissar Rodriguez and the People.
Comrades! Spring practice is upon us with the Spring Game just around the corner. Already we have seen signs of great consternation among the Michigan fanbase. What does Denard’s emergence mean for Tate’s future as a Wolverine? Will Rodriguez start a freshman at QB again? Does the silence about Turner speak volumes? Will GERG’s hair maintain is glorious sheen as he rebuilds our linebackers into raging hellbeasts that turn running backs into bed-wetters? The answer to the last question is an obvious and resounding “Yes!” The rest must be dismissed and cast out our consciousness.
Have patience, comrades. In the poster below, we see Commissar Rodriguez standing resolute, firmly gripping his rifle – a symbol of his stalwart offense. Two of his generals stand ready behind him raising the hammer and sickle aloft. Tate wields the hammer – a symbol of the industrial proletariat who are the skilled, hardworking and gritty masses – while Denard brandishes the sickle – a symbol of his relatively more humble roots, yet dangerous and skilled in his own right. This poster represents the unity of the team as it brings together the People of all backgrounds, classes and upbringings, each ready to contribute to the greater glory, and each enraptured by the possibilities that lay ahead. Follow the example set by the soldiers depicted in the poster. Use it as a reminder of the hope and optimism that this time brings. It’s still only spring, after all.
Please display this poster where any Comrade that is of weak constitution and monumental stupidity may view it.