A critical component of the Cultural Revolution is to spread the message of its glory. The Wolverine Liberation Army has commissioned a series of posters for official release to the populace. These posters commemorate the triumphs and struggles of Commissar Rodriguez and the People.

Loyal Comrades, our enemies are cunning.  They engage in a multifaceted assault upon the Wolverine motherland with their engines of destruction, from mass media propoganda machines to grassroots whisper campaigns.  Just last week, a 17 year-old out of Grand Blanc, Michigan – Justice Hayes – referred to Michigan as a “sinking ship”!  His words sent shockwaves through every Maize and Blue fan’s cherished, supple, miserable ego.  This is untenable.

To thwart these media timebombs, the people have formed their own secret, autonomous Ministry of Michigan Security - a complex network of patriotic citizens ready to shame and browbeat those that have the audacity to do anything less than Hail Michigan.  This organization stands ready to react swiftly and crush all dissention, be it real or envisaged.  And you too can be part of this societal mobilization, Michigan fan, as an informant!

Is your government representative not a Michigan Man?  Let the Michigan Stasi know, and perhaps his time in office will be limited to one term.

Was your drycleaner slightly unenthusiastic when he said ”Go Blue” this morning?  Get your gabardine pressed elsewhere.  The secret Wolverine police will take care of the rest.

Was an adverstisement somewhat anti-Mich when marketing to the ethos of a rival’s hometown?  The Ministry will help you organize a boycott. 

Did a local reporter write an unflattering article or use the wrong word to describe a player’s comments?  Register him on the official media Blacklist, and unleash your inner 6-year old, Tourette’s-inflicted lexicographer with such gems as Sparty Dave Birkett, Rosenpuke or Shyster.  That’ll learn ‘em.

Did an online commenter disgrace the sanctity of the hallowed tubes of your favorite Michigan blog with a rival’s avatar or express a sentiment that Michigan is anything less than the Leaders and Best?  Time to unleash UM(b)RAGE on the fucker with an arsenal of negs.

Has a lifetime Michigan Man kept quiet for just a little too long?  His silence is his culpability.  His loyalty must be cast into doubt.

Some may question these tactics as ham-handed, short-sighted, insipid and downright stupid.  Dismiss the cowards.  Gain strength from the poster below.  Witness the raw sexulous power of the Michigan Faithful as they roll unencumbered by either thought or emotion, braying and conqu’ing all that is before them.  And see how Commissar Rodriguez beams with fatherly pride(?) at your contribution to the Maize and Blue brut squad.

Please display this poster where any Comrade that is of weak constitution and monumental stupidity may view it.