It’s May. Up here in Vacationland, MICH, USA, it appears we’ve finally beaten back the death grip of the half-assed spingter (that’s spring + winter) that’s ruled the air. So with green leaves popping and the fairways filling up, is the MICH world happy?   Is it ever happy?   When we’re not rattling torches [...]

Lloyd Carr has done more for the University of Michigan than every poster with a Block M avatar in the history of the internet piled together in one unintelligible mountain of keyboard vomit. He’s more MICH than any sniveling shithead clutching a Brady bobble-head pretending they weren’t chanting WE WANT HENSON; more MICH than any [...]

Earlier this week, I made a stuffed fatty, which turned out rather nicely as you can see. The meat was a bit dry, probably from cooking it too long. Bratwurst was not the best pairing for the basil and goat cheese stuffing, probably should have used Italian sausage. Nevertheless the fatty was goodt foodt, probably CROSSCHIP [...]

Friends, Family, Fans… Like you, I stand here with a heavy heart and a mournful soul.  Like you, I am here to say goodbye to a cherished and beloved friend.  One that gave us many great memories, 4 Stanley Cups plus one more Stanley Cup appearance, 5 Conference Championships along with 9 Division Championships and an additional [...]

People sometimes say that professional sports lacks tradition. They might be right, for some cases. But as a blanket statement, it’s wrong. There’s no tradition like a long-time baseball announcer. Fans spend 162 nights a year listening to them describe their team. Even after a season you feel like a good friend. After 40 seasons, [...]