SNAKE OILZ The worst Snake Oilz Spill in US History continues to spew into the Gulf of Mexico at 60,000 barrels a day as it further threatens Michigan’s recruiting efforts in the Southern States – most notably Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas and Florida. The spill, which started as a botched effort by Corch Dick Fraud [...]

At 5:30, I have the distinct pleasure of smoking an American Spirit and walking to my apartment instead of cramming into the Taurus for a rage filled drive down the bayshore littered with tourists and their gaping jaws. On a day like today, I like to detour a mile or two and do my best [...]

Readers of this blog may have noticed, in the past few months, growing disgust with the operations of college football in general, the media coverage of sports, and of the public consumption of that somewhat seamy coverage. Leave it to the bloody-minded world to crystallize all these concerns into one fine, gleaming point. We’re talking, [...]

In an unprecedented, but not wholly surprising move, the United States have agreed to trade the state of New Hampshire for England winger Aaron Lennon. The diminutive but sprightly winger was said to be in favor of the deal saying, “I’m glad to instantly be the best player that has ever played for the United [...]