SNAKE OILZ

The worst Snake Oilz Spill in US History continues to spew into the Gulf of Mexico at 60,000 barrels a day as it further threatens Michigan’s recruiting efforts in the Southern States – most notably Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas and Florida.

The spill, which started as a botched effort by Corch Dick Fraud to create a pipeline to the South, has raged on for over 70 days now and will likely cost Michigan any shot at the valuable blue-chip recruits from the southern states, which are widely regarded as faster and more adequate for Dick Fraud’s “spread offense” than their Northern counterparts which tend to be slow and plodding, often boring fans to tears.

Below you can watch video of the Snake Oilz as it rages into the pristine waters of the Gulf:

The WLA, through anonymous sources, has determined that the Snake Oilz spill was the result of poor planning and spotty hiring practices by Rodriguez.  Our sources tell us that an unqualified assistant was put in charge of the pipeline, a NCAA violation if true.

The WLA attempted to reach Rodriguez for comments on this new development, but were told that he was unavailable due to a planned sailing trip on William C. Martin’s Yacht.

Some have questioned Rodriguez commitment to cleaning up the Snake Oilz, as he enraged fans not long after the spill by commenting that he just wanted his life back. News that he is out enjoying the untainted waters of Michigan’s Great Lakes while many in the Gulf Coast suffer today will only further tarnish his image.

Keep checking the Wolverine Liberation Army as we continue to investigate this story.