Times are tough for Michigan football. You probably didn’t need me to tell you that–unless you found this site through a Google search for “assless chaps.” In which case, you’re probably going to be disappointed. The bad news is the players Michigan ran out last year weren’t good enough to earn a bowl bid. [...]

The WLA recently had an opportunity to sit down with Michigan Running Backs Coach Fred Jackson in order to get an early look at what Michigan fans can expec to see from the Wolverines in the upcoming season. The ebullient Jackson delivered – and then some, providing us with an in-depth, position-by-position breakdown of the [...]

Ann Arbor, MICH The University of Michigan community was rocked Friday morning by news that recently dismissed Wolverine combo-guard Laval Lucas-Perry was a member of the Russian spy ring recently uncovered by an FBI sting. “We began thinking something was amiss when we realized that Laval consistently missed practice, team meetings, and games,” commented Coach [...]

MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS SECTORS This just in: MICH has lost all of their sectors to their neighbors to the Northwest.  Sure, Michigan’s basketball program is pretty much totally incompetent compared to Michigan State’s, and the football team is on a 2 year losing streak to the Spartys, but, ALL their sectors?  Lost to MSU?  It’s unfathomable. [...]