by CATZgoGwen

Imma make a bold statement, but stay with me:

Northwestern is the prettiest football program in the Big 10.

I know, I know, there’s a lot of competition. From Michigan State’s majestic East Lansing campus, to the sexy ‘stache of Danny Hope, the Big 10 is one fierce conference. But I set forth to argue that Evanston has the highest concentration of pretty this girl has ever seen.


Exhibit A:

Ryan Field



People are afraid to go to games, it’s that pretty. 350 of the CATZ biggest fans brave the magnificent stadium to support the CATZ every week, after tailgating on the lakefront with their cheese plates and wine coolers. That’s hardcore.


Exhibit B:

Head Corch Pat Fitzgerald

Two words: Dream. Boat. Those boyish good looks could sweet talk their way out of any NCAA hearing. And a family man! Even his children are gorgeous. He appears to have hired a nanny, but I won’t hold that against him.

(p.s. Corch, if you’re reading this, I’m available for the job if you want someone a little younger :) )




Exhibit C:

PURPLE CATZ

The only Big 10 mascot that can pull off menacing and cuddly at the same time. Bonus: purple looks good on everyone, making the Northwestern population one good looking group on a Saturday afternoon.




Exhibit D:

Defensive Coordinator Mike Hankwitz

So handsome. So bald. Need I say more? He is a Michigan grad….but this is a pretty party, so brains aren’t really necessary.  Plus, check out his style:

Gotta admire a man who makes cruisewear acceptable in northern Illinois.

I think I’ve presented a pretty solid case here.  We CATZ fans are the luckiest fans in college football.  Brains AND good looks?  Who could want more?  Not this girl.




(p.p.s. Corch for reals…call me :) )