I like Notre Dame. I really do.1 I’ve always liked Brian Kelly and think he can do very good things in South Bend.2 Dayne Crist? Good looking kid. Looks like a great QB in the making. Here’s the rub sports fans, Crist is a pocket QB. He stands there like a statue waiting to be planted by guys with bad intentions who also outweigh him. Crist can’t even look for the guys who are coming, who know where he’ll be on every play (in the pocket, duh), because he’s got to be looking downfield.
I can hear you. You want evidence. You’re saying imafreak you’re a dumass. While that is probably true, it has no bearing on my hypothesis.
EVIDENCE: Count the number of snaps Denard missed against ND. Now count the snaps that Crist missed. Here’s an unofficial tally. Snaps Denard missed = 15 (that one was probably just so RichRod, who really does need to be fired, could lord his mastery over Tate for all to see.) Snaps Crist missed = most of a half.
BOOM ANECTDOTAL’D AND MINISCULE SAMPLE SIZE’D!
1 I don’t.
2 I lied again. I don’t dislike Kelly as much as I disliked Charlie Weis, but will be perfectly happy to watch him fail.
3 This does not include Purdue because I said Big Ten caliber defenses and not just Big Ten defenses.
4 This is a reference to [something, something first name] Montana.
5 Phrasing your point in pseudo mathematical terms makes it look more academic.