For those of you out there in the webbernetz who don’t know, I live in Portland, Oregon. Which is awesome. On Friday a nineteen year old terrorist tried to blow up our Christmas tree with a bomb in a van. Which is not awesome. My reactions to this are a mixed grab bag of emotions [...]

So – that happened. As unsurprising as the performance against Ohio State was, one really can’t argue it wasn’t expected. Of course that doesn’t make it easier to swallow. A younger, and less mature WLA (lol) would have railed against the chorus of “UNACCEPTABLES” and anger that such a performance engenders, and ask “WHAT DID [...]

musket rebellion Offensive Prediction: In a surprise move James Rogers switches back to offense to replace the injured Martavious Odoms. He has 3 catches for 297 yards and 5 touchdowns. Offensive Key Players: Je’Ron Stokes finally catches a meaningful pass and gets sex-mauled by all remaining pretty girls on campus. Defensive Prediction: After asking all [...]

Madison, Wisconsin The Wisconsin Badgers are in an odd position to be the recipient of disrespectful bulletin-board material. But such is the postion that the sixth-ranked Badgers find themselves in entering this weekends game versus the Michigan Wolverines, despite being heavy vegas favorites. “I guarantee they’re not going to score 83 points on us,” boldly [...]

Cee Lo just wants to be satisfied by a sensual woman. I just want Michigan fans to be happy. BLEEDBLUE69 wishes Michigan was on ABC Saturday Nights more. We have to consider – can we all be satisfied at the same time? What glorious future can fulfill this dream? Football only has two outcomes. But [...]