SCOREBOARD

  “was”. “hated”. “hated”. “felt”. “hated”. “was”. “came”. “went”. “played”. “was”. “had to”. “was”. “resented”. “looked”. These are the verbs that the four members of the Fab Five use during their description of their feelings towards Duke. What do all these verbs have in common? They are in the past tense. This is an elementary [...]

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this son of Beilein; And all the rivals that low’r’d upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Our long national nightmare is over. I know this because John Beilein raised MICHIGAN MAN Gerald Ford from the dead and he told [...]

Everybody knows that Bruce Pearl is a scumbag. How scummy is he? He’s so scummy he scared Aaron Craft to Columbus. But out of respect for doing an honest job of blogging (and because we want to move those unicorn pics down the page a bit) the WLA did a thorough Scorn investigation of Pearl’s [...]

There you go, big guy. Want another? Cheer up, Jim. The world is just one big pastel-clad, muscle bound unicorn of an oyster. Slurp it in.