[ed note: Better late than never and thanks to chunkums for the Gorgeous Borges!] Hathachips: Offensive Prediction: The forecast for Saturday includes “WINDY”, which will lead MICH to a similar offensive game plan as last week. 80% running plays, 5% passing plays 10% incomplete passing plays and 5% fumbles. Thankfully Minnesota has a terrible passing [...]

two cocks this week for EMU last week and SDSU this week. They are not always pretty, but we’ll take ‘em.

I’m too hungover to answer these questions, but check out these guys: Max Offensive Prediction: MICH  finally has more than two TDs on long running plays and scores over 40. Offensive Key Player(s): Roundtree has a breakout game with more than 100 yards receiving and two TDs. Defensive Prediction: SDSU scores a FG and TD on their first [...]

  chunkums: Offensive Prediction: Lots of manball with Toussaint running for 135 and Denard running for 100. Denard will pass for 200 as well. Offensive Key Player(s): Fitz Defensive Prediction: Pain. Key Defensive Player: Big Will is going to continue throwing grown men like there are deep dish pizzas hiding behind them, as he did [...]

When I was 11, my parents and I visited London for the first time. Flying to London from Hawai‘i, for those who’ve never had the pleasure, requires 23 hours and somewhere between three and four planes; once you get there, your watch doesn’t need to be adjusted but your body sure does. For whatever reason, [...]