FETAL = The position most of us were in as the final minute of play ticked down during a oh so familiar defensive battle between bitter rivals, MICH and MSU.
MICH made it THREE (3) wins in a row against Sparty on Tuesday night, creating a mass of BUTTHURT in the visitors locker room. Fans of MICH at Crisler arena danced in joy with Wolverine legends, Lloyd Carr, LaMarr Woodley-CHIPS and Denard. Coach John Beilein was also rumored to “shake it like a Polaroid picture” after handshakes with the downtrodden Spartans of East Lansing (This is being looked into by the NCAA and Dominos Pizza).
Thomas Jonathan Izzo addressed the media after the game. His disgust and agony of losing a 3rd game in a row to MICH was heard loud and clear. His teams poor play was caused my multiple factors, none of which were his own. The refs, in Izzo’s opinion, do not know what an “over the back” call is. Izzo knows, he was at mid court when it happened. He quickly ran to another ref, pointing, farting and yelling profanity while displaying angar with their turnover call.
A tired point guard, really fat, big, unconditioned, unhealthy centers who “asked to come out of the game” can sure bring a team down, according to Izzo.
Odds are against MICH for the next meeting. Not just because road wins are rare in the B1G, but because this MSU team is extremely talented and Izzo will most likley eat a strong vat of chili for breakfast, to ensure deathly gasses are ready to be fired at his command. This is a warning to both teams as well as the fans, especially those in the line of fire.