This is a fire. It’s made of burning AIDS, Swine Flu, Bubonic Plague, Ebola, and your own sorrowful shame. It’s for you to fucking die in.
Not all of you. Some of you showed up. If you showed up, we’ll have some new cool shit and penis jokes for you. For those that had tickets, and sold them, to people currently making the stadium louder on OSU plays, making the stadium more red than Maize or Blue – jump in this fucking fire. Now.
It’s senior day. Brandon Graham has played at maximum effort, valiantly, all day. Mark Ortmann and David Moosman have largely protected Tate Forcier well. It’s their last day, their last moment in a Michigan uniform, on the field of Michigan Stadium, and you fair-weathered, contemptable assholes have turned this into a road game for them.
This isn’t about liking Rich Rodriguez. This isn’t even about SUPPORTING Rich Rodriguez. This is about seeing this Senior Class that has worn the Michigan uniform for four or five years off – thanking them for the hours of entertainment they’ve provided your thankless, pathetic asses for half a decade.
“But Michigan is bad”, “I don’t want to sit in the cold and watch them lose again”, “Rodriguez is an embarassment” – fuck you. Fuck you with a barbed-wire baseball bat. Give me your fucking tickets – or anyone who cheers for Michigan, not just a winner.
This will likely be one of this blog’s last posts in it’s current incarnation, and I cannot think of a better send-off.
Michigan fans: many of you are spineless, entitled, fair-weather bitches. Show some respect to the kids you profess to cheer for. On many kids’ final game in the Big House, you have embarassed Michigan more than this team ever has on the field – you turned Michigan Stadium into a pro-OSU crowd, and it makes us, as a blog, completely fucking sick.
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BOOM CHITOWN’D!
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I am using this first post to completely agree with this post. The most important day of our recruiting season by far, with tons of guys who are seriously thinking about coming to our school and the goddamn fans went ebay.
Grats you idiots, christ ….can you imagine what those recruits were thinking on the sideline? It just absolutely KILLED me to see the overhead shots of the stadium and see splotches of red everywhere. It was the worst home game I’ve ever witnessed in terms of crowd support, and I was there in the early 90’s for the games no one bothered to show up for because we all assumed that were “sure” victories like Illinois and Indiana, etc.
That was heart-breaking. Fuck all of you who say RRod didn’t understand the rivalry, our fucking fans don’t seem to understand it either. I did not drive back to the city and stadium I love to be surrounded by a bunch of scarlett d-bags who couldn’t string a sentence together. May Bo’s spirit haunt your dreams and crush your soul.
Uniscorn? Did they kill you? Uniscorn?
MMW – comments will now actually be about the post. Scorn is still available for general chatting on the right.
eroc thinks it our fault for not buying the extra tickets.
i must have missed his wire transfer to me for a couple hundo.
Looks like I will be e-blocked from the scorn at work till the end of time.
I wish I was in Michigan, I would hunt down every MF that sold a ticket to a TSFTS fan, and F….ing kill them. Fans my ass, entitled little bitches who don’t deserve to own any tickets to a U of M game is more like it. They should scan an ID with your ticket and if you sold it to a fan of another team then the following season your ticket should be revoked and sold to a TRUE Michigan Fan…… Fuck You All.
While old now, this post rings so very true to me. I remember seeing the opening shots of the stadium and being shocked by how much scarlet was in the crowd.
Those that sold their tickets, to osu fans, should die in a rotten fire pit. 100%.
Fucking traitor cowards.