Wolverine Liberation Army

Being the fourth installment of our Meet the WLA posts.

First we learned Charlies Weis’ dark secret.

In the second post we tried to warn Tate.

In the third post we met our fearless leaders.

The wretched figure crouches in the dark dorm room, scratching furtively at a limp pile in the corner.

Wretched Figure: They’re thieves. They’re thieves, they’re filthy little thieves. Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us. My Precious. Curse them, we hates them! It’s ours it is, and we wants it. Gollum. Gollum.

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He was quietly adamant during recruitment. His demands, you may say, were to simply have a legitimate chance to play quarterback.  That is what he played in high school. He had a rocket arm and oh, yes, may run a sub 1 second 40.

Unfortunately for him, it seems most coaches were less than impressed by his relatively meager throwing highlights in high school and more enthused with the promise he showed carrying the ball.

I do not have the impression that he was demanding a starting spot or any guarantees. Rather, a simple chance to show that Yes, He Can (play QB).

Fortunately for him, Rich Rodriguez, perhaps desperate, told him he’d be able to compete at the position.

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Bring on Notre Dame.

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We have an orgy of content for you! See our UConn game roundtable, cfaller’s paean to Cam Gordon, chitownblue’s breakdown of the laughable UConn program, and dex strapping his hands across MICH’s engines once again.

Finally, this was written/posted before I read Orson’s eerily thematically similar (and excellent) post here.

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After agonizing over musical accompaniment for this season … I returned to an old friend. Take it away, Professor …

I picture Rich Rodriguez hunched on a couch with a notebook in hand while silent practice film flickers on the screen. He takes a note, rewinds, and takes another.

I imagine Denard Robinson, Devin Gardner and Tate Forcier nodding in compliance as yet another offensive meeting rolls on. They occasionally look at each other with the friendship forged among a unit in combat together, mixed with an aloofness that comes with the knowledge only one of you will emerge the victor.

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