Gradulations to TK-421 for being the winner of The Lloyd Brady Memorial Trophy presented by UniScorn as the Outstanding TL;DR ‘Scorner in the United States for 2010 for going above and beyond the call of duty (for reasons that cannot be fully disclosed here): Display this trophy proudly where all friends, family, co-workers, respected elders and [...]

Inception Warner Bros. Theaters. Theaters Everywhere. 148 minutes Director Christopher Nolan’s last film outside of his rebooted Batman franchise was 2006’s “The Prestige,” a mystery on the mortal rivalry between two Victorian-era magicians. It opened and closed with the same question: “Are you watching closely?” That question has been the motto of Nolan’s filmmaking career [...]

88 Day of the year, known for Wrestlemania III twenty-three years ago. 600 Communities who want Google internet. Only one of them deserves it, MINE. 1 Week until Austin Jackson has to become Curtis Granderson. No pressure. (Also, what a terrible website.) 15 I just have a good feeling about this one. 73 Days until the world invades Africa. 4 Awesome [...]

Tomorrow marks the four-month anniversary of Patrick Swayze’s death at the hands of Willy Lopez pancreatic cancer. In the time since, basic cable stalwarts like AMC and and TNT have accordingly paid their limited commercial interruption tributes to 1991′s Sexiest Man Alive. Between 1984 and 1991, Swayze couldn’t miss at the box office or in [...]

Comrades: A new year has begun! We should be rejoicing at the opportunity for new beginnings. Yet the winter and shortened days are still upon us. We are weary, our hearts are heavy and our fandom for our favorite teams is…well…kind of hard to take at times. But still, we love our teams. We wear [...]