The Wildcatz Nation was left cold, confused and ca-rying when they heard news of the best college basketball player in the world, Kevin Jonathan Coble, decided to focus on his skewl work and not take Northwestern to the Big Dance for the first time since, um, never.
Students briefly stepped away from their studies to scream in agony only to remember that they didn’t really follow basketball, or any sports for that matter. They then quickly returned to their quantum physics homework at the local nerdery.
Corch Bill Carmody was distraught to say the least; “When we first started recruiting Kevin, I thought to myself, this kid is a total dork, no way he plays hoops. Then, next thing you know, he’s our leading scorer, breaks his ankle, and returns to his true path of dorkness.” Kevin’s mother, who was seen at every single game ever and mentioned by the BTN 40,000 times because of her battle against cancer declined to comment on her sons decision.
We here at the WLA demand answers. Why come he decided to go back to skewl? Does he not believe in NW tradition? The team made it to the NIT tourney in 1983, 1994, 1999, 2009 and 2010!!! Does he not want to carry on the prestige and honor that is considered GREATNESS in the Northwestern Wildcatz basketball program? Why come you do this to us, Kevin? Why come?
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