Such is the question we have before us now. Do I wish to believe in the myth of Jim Tressel or to understand the man that is Jim Tressel. The positives to believing in the myth are obvious. You get to believe everything most normal people have believed about Jim Tressel (including me) for the [...]

Oh, good. The sun is out. Too bright. Could use a dimmer. Thanks for the breakfast honey. The eggs weren’t very good. Bacon could have been crispier. What? No no. You’re mistaken. Cooking the breakfast is your job. It’s my right as the consumer to tell you the problems with it. Actually, it’s my duty. [...]

There might have been smoother, or more charismatic, or more believable. But perhaps none in the modern history of professional wrestling combined it all like “Macho Man” Randy Savage. In the craving-for-acceptance world of wrestling, the mightiest stars are judged not by their titles or in-ring credentials, but by how thoroughly they crashed the mainstream [...]

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this son of Beilein; And all the rivals that low’r’d upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Our long national nightmare is over. I know this because John Beilein raised MICHIGAN MAN Gerald Ford from the dead and he told [...]

For those of you out there in the webbernetz who don’t know, I live in Portland, Oregon. Which is awesome. On Friday a nineteen year old terrorist tried to blow up our Christmas tree with a bomb in a van. Which is not awesome. My reactions to this are a mixed grab bag of emotions [...]